Derek Patterson

@derek_riordan83 is on fire with the trolling tonight

@derek_riordan83 is on fire with the trolling tonight

Rapey, bald mess on the loose in North Lanarkshire. http://bbc.in/H6ATke

Some burd with warts on her biff. Is this really what modern tv has come to...

Unless the programme about the Bermuda triangle is a repeat, it's simply regurgitating the exact same stories and theories from the last programme about it. Shite

Alright pal. Were you at Ginge last week? I'm last minute attending the birthday gig in shitsville. Got tickets ages ago then promptly though I'd left it too late to sort everything else out. Managing to crash on someones hotel room couch/floor.

f**k OFF EMMERDALE

seriously wish there was a facebook block function for pish old firm chat

So a weegie threw some paint at Nick Clegg. Why is that even news?

Just clocked about 15 seconds of the ISS hooring by up in the sky.

Aye not sure what the crack is with it. Sounds like it has a slight Endless Nameless vibe but more chaotic.

I got tickets for the Birthday show but just trying to find the best way of getting down and sorting out digs.

Alrite pal you by any chance going to the Ginger Wildheart birthday show in London in December?

Right there was a tune on X Factor there which sounded ridiculously like Cliffs Of Dover by Eric Johnson but a really shitey pop version with some monotone burd warbling over it...

Why is Michael Knight on tv judging folk singing kareoke and doing silly stunts?

Fair bit of smut so far at this wedding. The Sultan of Brooneye and Prince Albert getting mentions...

Emmerdale: Beard vs Tash Who will win?

Some cookery programme on just now with some radge in a camper van. Just overheard him taking about the "quintessential Welsh snatch".... O...k..

Aye he's answered a couple to me. Been watching it for a few days but just signed up earlier tonight. Got my poster from the Garage gig in the post last week. Didn't bother getting one when I was there for some reason but was glad to get one. Pretty smart and tempted to stick it in a frame. Nice artwork.

Alright chief. You've probs seen this on the WH forum but if no it's worth a swatch. Can ask Ginger whatever you want. Seems to answer most questions. Canny bloke http://www.formspring.me/gingernyc?1297197909931

No long hame from a wonderful encounter on a train. Thought you'd appreciate it.

http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/124002-the-alternative-leigh-griffiths-blog/page__view__findpost__p__4999702

Saw you're a Wildhearts fan. Going to see Ginge next month?