11thHour

Ham Salad with one slice of ham and salad that tastes like dirt. Last time she makes my lunch for me the bint.

American Beauty is the bollocks. Watched London Has Fallen at the insistence of the missus - 5/10. Knew what I was getting but she liked it.

When yer standing talking to your gaffer in work about something and someone barges into the office and just starts asking a shitload of questions that he then starts to deal with and leaves you standing there like a walloper. Wait yer fucking turn you bellend.

My mate tombstoned me but didn't support my back, when I was dropped on my head I damn near snapped in half and my back was fucked for weeks after. Good school yard wrasslin'. Lassie in my year got steaming one weekend and was that out of it she ended up shitting her pants in the middle of the street.

Daddy's Home - 6/10. Done the job at the caravan with the wee yins watching. Oblivion - 7/10.

Terminator: Genisys - 6/10. Jason Clarke was absolutely shite as John Connor, Jai Courtney was not too bad as Kyle Reese - First time I've seen him put in a decent performance. Emilia Clarke was meh as Sarah Connor. Thought Arnie was solid throughout.

Had my second daughter in January there and that is definitely me with regards to having any more kids especially since I said all my days that I would never have kids, but I just don't think I can bring myself to get this done. It sounds fucking horrible.

I still need to see Season 2. Cant seem to find it online anywhere.

Started watching this the other day, on episode 2 just now and I'm loving it. Bobby Cannavale & Juno Temple are fantastic in it, and I hate Juno Temple too.

For ages round my way it was Asians selling fake DVD's. Haven't seen one in years right enough.

Even with the ending?

I reckon Daryl has just been shot in the shoulder or something as you hear Dwight say after it "you'll be alright" or something to that effect. Why did Lauren Cohen cut her hair? Wean was greetin and I couldn't hear her bullshit rationale and I cared not to rewind and find out. This whole Carol thing is pissing me off, just let her go off on her own. She doesn't want to be there so why would anything you have to say make her change her mind? I have a sneaking suspicion that Michonne might end up getting offed by Lucille, cause they can never let Rick have a bird too long.

10 Cloverfield Lane - 7/10. Had heard that the ending leaves a bit to be desired and it was true. Great up until that point.

Man on Fire - 8/10. Denzeellllllllllll.

Liar Liar - 10/10 - Absolute classic but I hate the butchering they do to it to remove the swearing etc because its shown at 7 oclock. Old School - 10/10. Because its Old School.

Robin Hood - 5/10. Alright enough watch for me when I was lying burst after my Chinese.

Bridge of Spies - 7/10.

'71 - 8/10. Smashing watch.

Morning Glory - Good to look at Rachel McAdams for a wee while - 5/10.

...................aw god that's exactly how they're going to end it isn't it?

The fact that I'm a fat b*****d. Really annoys me sometimes but I cant be ased dieting. *eats mars bar*

Memento - 5/10. I know im going to get slated for this one but seriously, what an absolute let down. f**k all happened really it just kind of stumbled about which makes sense as it highlights the characters affliction but as a story it didn't work for me.

Nah it was fu' ay shagables eh. The general's sister in law would've got it as well the alchy cow.

I absolutely love this show, great premise and great guys doing the dares. Sal I love the best, then Joe, then Murr then Q. Q Sucks.

Pretty underwhelmed by the final episode but was a good series as a whole. Thought it was random that Lenora suddenly had an African lover from Mozambique and was fucking off. Knew that General Edel was gonna off himself, could smell it for a few episodes.