Gaz FFC

Well this thread is going well

1 of the things I was not looking forward to this season was Falkirk fans spending 90mins attacking PH. I've seen us do this far too often and to far too many which never seems to end well for us.

Yep. I had the iPhone 4 and it was terrible for battery and very restrictive unless you bought Apple products.

I thought that was the point. Apple users spending double the price to text and browse the internet for whatever reason other than being gullible. Before I get attacked I've been through every make of phone as I'm very much open minded

My wife got in a bit of a panic yesterday. I get home and she's all questions. Did you come home from work? Did you send someone round with something? I heard folk in the garden were you expecting someone? Did you leave that there? Turns out the great mystery was solved when she seen a text from Hermes saying we've left your parcel next to the shed. Maybe all women assume that most of the world is filled with terrorists who are upto no good.

People aren't arseholes. People are C**TS

I was doing that before it was cool

I thought this was why people had kids?

A lot of people see suspicious looking folk and suspicious looking vehicles doing suspicious stuff but as luck would have it these same folk never catch a photo of the activity. Definitely no made up though

A huge number of folk on local FB pages sharing photos of cats that have turned up in their garden as if said cat is a dog and the owner will be frantically looking for an escaped cat. I don't think these people have ever met cats before.

To remember WW2 you'd need to be about 85 now and there can't be too many 85+ folk left alive in Britain. Take away the number of 85+ who don't use both the Internet and Facebook you're left with pretty much nobody being able to share that.

Anyone got 1 of those smart light switches that come on with voice commands connected to your Alexa or whatever? I was wondering if the light only comes on when you ask it to or whether the security light with my PIR would still go off if any undesirable person came into the garden?

So both sets of fans and a good few neutrals then.

I loved the part where it was described as a "no brainer" by Mr Deans

Does this go the other way of guilty because you don't like them? I noticed a lot of Unionists saying Alex Salmond is guilty before his trial and still refusing to back down now because "wee Nic got him off".

We have not done well out of Celtic loanees. What are there scouts thinking about???

St Johnstone have already had the greatest moments any fan will ever experience following them and still nobody goes to watch them. Very well run but a general sense of what is the point around them now. They will never ever surpass 2014.

To extend on this post if Alston had swaggered on the pitch and been MOTM we'd be basically at the point of why bother with pre season. Alston is proof of why teams do this.

Think that's Sammons agent

A nice wee boost in ST sales tomorrow hopefully.

Do we have a ST sales number with only 1 day left? Apologies if it's on here and I missed it.

We had a knowledgeable commentator and use him for away games but have decided to pay a guy to do home games. Don't ask me why. Not a great decision at all.

Seems FFC were lying. It's now £14

Whenever a new face appears I have words with people who know who they are and ask for a character assassination on them. They get a chance much the same as a new player signing for the club does. If I'm honest I haven't been overly impressed by anyone coming in the door for a long while. Maybe you can point me in the direction of who is impressing you?