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mjw

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  1. The black guy got two state dinners. This moron is getting pot of tea, a digestive and fucked out before a corgi attacks him
  2. Salmond couldn't do that because he was fat and had a barren wife. Sturgeon can't do it because Wee nippy Jimmy krankie. Any ideas who could do it?
  3. You following a set programme or doing your own?
  4. The editor of the sun was at 10 Downing Street on Thursday. Nice to see who is really taking back control.
  5. 'Tabata' workouts along with your hiit stuff. 20 second full effort then 10 seconds rest. Four minutes to start with and work up.
  6. Pink Floyd standing by incase the moorings break.
  7. One of the 'super fans' who was spitting the dummy at not being on bus #1 to the SC semi in amongst that.
  8. He laughed at a PUL. It doesn't take much.
  9. So did the recent indy marches. Didn't stop the yoons wetting their knickers about disruption. Hypocrites every one of them.
  10. mjw

    Gigs

    Did he mention celtic on Friday? He said he was staying away from football last night.
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    Gigs

    That Battersea power station set up was something else. Boy next to me went mental when he was on about human rights, called him a c**t and stormed out. One song to go.
  12. What happened to Lee Hurst? He always seemed a normal guy (if not very funny) on TV. Now he's filling in for Laxley-Lennon on twitter.
  13. Milo will be happy at this turn of events. Have we found out if they are a fake news outlet yet?
  14. Boris Johnson was embroiled in a diplomatic row with Brussels on Friday night after he was accused of using a four-letter word to dismiss an ambassador’s question about the post-Brexit needs of British business. EU diplomats have claimed that during a Foreign Office reception to celebrate the Queen’s birthday last week, the Foreign Secretary was asked about the fears of some business leaders over Brexit and replied: “f*** business.” When you know you are absolutely unsackable.
  15. Melanie Trump is a racist birther. She deserves to wake up to that sack of shit until he lives to the age 200 his creepy doctor predicted.
  16. Meanwhile he's getting ready to sign an executive order to roll back something only the Dems can fix. Children in cages though. Imagine defending that, troll or not.
  17. There is no better place than your local Wetherspoons to watch the #ThreeLions tonight. Please just remember to respect our multiculturalism rules and not wear your England colours. Raj #WorldCup #ENGTUN Wetherspoons parody account has got some fuckwits absolutely seething.
  18. He does the radio version on a Friday night.
  19. You know it is deep into silly season when clapping hands is the best argument to be had.
  20. Give him time to delete his phone memory?
  21. That's the NK news showing footage of the meeting now. Trump making a c**t of another handshake situation seems to be on a loop.
  22. The old finding suicide funny trick again.
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