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Help needed. I don't watch much cycling, i watch the odd stage of the Tour de France, but that's it. I saw the following on Live updates: Contador is unhappy that noone else is doing some work. Andy Schleck is deliberatly sand-bagging. Now, Contador is in a group with no team-mates, why would another team do some work for Contador?

Same person has posted these statuses in the past 5 minutes. Acidc fruits and alcohol have been kown to give semen a pleasant, sugary flavour. Couples who cuddle regularly are eight times less likely to get depressed than those who kiss only intercourse! ‎(0.3%) of men are well endowed enough to blow thermselves to orgasm! Couples who cuddle regularly are eight times less likely to get depressed than those who kiss only intercourse! ‎70% of sex toys are manufactured in China! Girls who have a close relationship with thir father usually also end up with partners who share many of there father's traits!

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Bettter change it. Aye, strange bunch down there.

I'm back home now. have been for 6 months or so.

May be cousin, but still...

aye.

Someone has put that he is "married", he is about 14. Annoying enough , but the person he is "married" to is his step-sister.

6-0 6-0 6-0 in 52 mins.

it is raining.

I dislike people that say haha in every text.

"need new people to talk to. pm issss" annoying.

"If you have a dog who has made you laugh, brightened your life every day, silently accepted your tears without judgment, snuggled with you, forgiven your faults and loved you unconditionally - make this your status. Dogs are a gift most of us don't deserve."

Bragger update Girl away on holiday - "yous think it's great havin the sun for one day, i've got another 10 days of sun" Normally a decent "updater".

The latest one seems to be "Dumping your girlfriend via..." So far I have seen: Scrabble Alphabet Spaghetti Blood on the wall and my favourite - powerpoint

Just come across this in my news feed. "like if you think ****** ******** and ***** ******* should go out" *Un-friend*

Man up. sent him a text from my phone. Not text me back for a while.

Yahoo have been reading P&B. This is their top 5: "1. The gushing couple Not content with being in a happy and stable relationship, this couple feel the need to rub our noses in it on a daily basis by posting gag making status updates like: "I woke up next to the most beautiful woman in the world this morning. My wife. I am the luckiest man alive." Seeing as he woke up next to her, couldn't he have just told her that himself without making the rest of us feel queasy? Worse still, she responds with "David darling, I'm the lucky one. You're amazing." And so on ad nauseum. De-friend. 2. The bitter venter "That's it, I'm giving up on women, they're all crazy." "All men are liars. Prove me wrong." Okay so it sounds like they're not having much luck on the dating and relationships front at the moment, but venting about it on Facebook isn't going to help their cause much. There's just no excuse for bad mouthing an entire gender. Besides, have they not realised they've just alienated around half of their friends? 3. Baby bore Pregnancy and parenting is an amazing and wonderous journey apparently, but we're really not sure what we supposed to say when someone posts a photo of their 12 week old foetus in utero. It just looks like some fuzzy white blobs on a black background to us. Worse still, we're already bracing ourselves for what's to come. Endless photos of baby's first everything. Yawn. And crowing posts about how motherhood is the best job in the world without a thought for any friends who may have not have met the right person yet, are having trouble conceiving or who just aren't into babies. Thanks but no thanks. 4. Bridezilla "3 sleeps until the big day." "Spa day for me and the bridesmaids woo hooo!" "Excited about dress fitting tonight!!" "Honeymoon in the Carribean or Greece? Any advice?" Hey, is someone getting married then? We'd never have guessed. We hope you have a lovely day and everything but spare a thought for those of us who are single and stop flaunting the upcoming nuptials in our news feed please. 5. The bragger "Cocktails on the beach tonight with my hot new Brazillian boyfriend. I knew this gap year was a good idea!" Thanks very much. While we're slaving over a hot computer with the heating turned up to max, they're off living it up somewhere hot and sandy with the beautiful people. Call us petty, but we don't wanna hear about it unless we're invited. It just serves to highlight everything that's wrong with our own lives."

Not the brightest, is he?

http://www.facebook.com/pages/This-is-the-page-for-people-to-give-random-people-there-phone-numbers/170644963830 Why???

Stars beat Devils.

ooft...heavy score for the Capitals. Hope it all get's sorted.

and Dundee.