If only, sad sad cow.
In other news....why do Ronnie and Roxy call Aunt Sal Aunt Sal ? as she has nothing to do with them, Aunt Sal is Peggy's sister and therefore is'nt even a mitchell.
Why does nobody in Albert square own a washing machine ??? Max Branning has one in his kitchen, yet he still takes his washing to the laundrette, and you would have thought Phil Mitchell would have bought one instead of a fucking pool table.