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mmmmmmmmmm pesky Russians Litvinenko poisoning: polony explained

Cheek b*****d (Hamish I think) in the Silvery Tay Newport-On-Tay a few years ago. I may have been a little overweight. I had ordered a Fish Supper & a Single White Pudding. He looked at me and asked "do you want them in the same box sir" Got him back when I asked if the Fish was still alive. "What" "Cos it looks like it''s eaten half the chips you miserable git.

Captain Icelandic Salmon

Technically is the Smoked sausage not a 1/2 item ? Maybe just the Stingy outlets cut em in 2. On that subject I think shitey sized Haddock is cheaper than shark size. Hence most outlets give you 2 minnows as a single fish. Very confusing.

There are surely some better quality and more obvious things that Chip Shops should offer and do not. As an example my local kindly battered and fried some Steak Lorne sausage for me. No loss of lovely fat and was a complete success. No idea why it is not on Scottish menus.

Assume these scores are out of 100

Is there a we are not happy at having to pay Compo faces thread ? Waste of public this will have been as well. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67288289

Anyone that eats some strange piece of frozen shitt, that is dipped in batter deserves everything they get in later life. In order of not tasting like what they are meant to be. IMO Chipsteak : Unsure how whatever it is can actually taste that bad. Only thing that resembles the taste is that 99p Frozen microwave Donner Kebab shyte. Mock Chop: A different shape of the above I guess. Equally evil. King Rib: f**k knows what King it is meant to represent. I think if they are a bit reddish colour rather than turgid grey they taste of something. Pizza in Batter: They do not actually let you see the package before battering. I think it is actually the Cardboard Base the Pizza sits on they use. Cheeseburger. How the fuckkk do they manage to inject this monstrosity with molten crap. Get these fuckerss all knocked out. Puddings: Generally Acceptable. Sausage: Generally Acceptable.

So who was Jason shagging ?

Most on here believe/believed this albeit worded badly was the correct approach. Lockdown only for oldies.

I assumed he was holidaying in Brechin

BBC who are probably slavering have Tranent as having 9 shots. Some conversion rate that if correct.

Magnificent twitter quote. At 0-8 doon against Whitburn 64. Chris Malcolm 2 excellent saves keeping us in it

York fire victim (Allegedly Fraudulant auld b*****d), 76, loses insurance payout over form error. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-67219661 Barry likely got pissed and fell asleep while cooking his chips. He failed to disclose he had previously been flooded on his insurance.

I heard Nicola passed her driving test. Time to pop into the Polis compound and recover the boogie bus. Was a classic episode with Arthur not realising he was "live" while the local voters got slated.

Am ah getting to keep my pension ya Jungles

Cunttt could at least took his wellies of before trailing dirt in.

Currently digging a shaft for him, but struggling with the roots.

He had Voodoo in his blood apparently.

Massive (Not a Heart ) Attack confirm death of Bristol-born Angelo Bruschini

I'm going for Noel

Bishan Singh Bedi: Indian cricket legend dies aged 77

Possibly for the cuunts in a Car Park thread but I see the "guilty" car at Luton Airport was a Diesel Range Rover. Managed to cause 1405 cars to be written off with their dodgy motor.

Sky.news reporting on Brechin directly from a gift shop in Stonehaven. Think the boy must have missed his turnoff.