Grim O'Grady

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The hire car I've got is an "hybrid", not sure what that is, I just know it's like an milk float without the rattling empties when I set off, blind people need to be a ware. Also it took me half an hour to reach the maximum speed limit on the A702, now I understand what the refugees must feel like stowing away at Calias etc. Grimbo

Ruel St, now. Grimbo

Asdas are flogging litre bottles of baileys for a tenner, well the one in Ratcliffe is. No sign of Gary Neville. Never saw any burds arses, mind I was with my Mam, so not really appropriate is it? Grimbo

Pics or GTF her arse not the bf btw. Grimbo

& my older Sister. Small world eh? Happy birthday Skidders. Grimbo

FTFY Grimbo

f**k coffee, it's shite. Now tea, the milk goes in teacup if the tea is brewed in the teapot. If the tea is made by teabag & brewed in the cup then the teabag & boiling water shall not be milk contaminated, if sugar is required that may be added. Milk cools the boiling water so must not be added whilst the teabag is in the infusion state. Remove the teabag then add milk. Simple. Grimbo ETA the brewing of tea is simple, not me before any wise FTFY fuckers try anything.

Dion Dublin on Homes Under The Hammer. Grimbo

Little known fact about Susie Dent (dictionary corner - countdown) was not only a thicko at 14 years of age but was rather hard, she was the southern counties under 16 kick boxing champion, stated to get a team place in the Commonwealth Games but forced out by a broken nose from a bout against Naga Munchetty's older sister, Slama. The broken nose was to be the catalyst in her educational rise to her current position, whilst recuperating from the injury, Slama jokingly bet her she couldn't read the dictionary. Hey-Ho there began her love of words. Grimbo

Shands that only tells me where I've been not how much I've supped. I like DiBbler's idea, an online alky's club, Throbber for President, Kinky for chair/table/floor. I'll be the secretary. Grimbo

I could do a video diary, start off all steady then end up having a love-in with the pint by the end of the sesh? Grimbo

This last week I've been really hitting the bevy, as anyone ever done a drinks diary to see how much they've been on it? Think I might do one this week. Grimbo

Aye,gotta feel sorry for his family especially the twins. RIP DeeDee - good c**t. Grimbo

The chaos theory explained. Genius Grimbo

Throbber, what's your opinion of Shirley Bassey? Grimbo

are you saying that Throbber isn't "straight"? He doth protest about his "girlfriend" quite a lot, could be a smokescreen aye? Anyone else think that Throbber's lass is a false flag like Gordy is claiming? Awfy elaborate holiday airport coach miss story then? Hmmn I'm beginning to think Gordy might have a point. Grimbo

This + this Proves the good Sarge has the unset of dementia. Grimbo

Amen to that brother. it's no wonder folk get pre'd before going out these days. Chas n Dave eh, you're some boy Miley. Grimbo

I stick £50 in my McBookies account at the start of every season & just put a weekly fiver bet (usually) on a double win for my Scottish & English team, then at the end of the season, whatever is left I donate to the local economy (the Malt & Hops). Yesterday Spartans won 2-0 so now I'm just going to sit back & cheer & beer on Man City to complete the double. The odds were shite but it just adds to the fun. I would never go big time Charlie & bet £100's on anything. Even if I could afford it I wouldn't. Grimbo

The worlds oldest pencil is owned by Judith Chalmers & you can only view it by appointment. I've seen it. Grimbo

Oh f**k no, he was messaging me back in early September. He wasn't in a good place. Grimbo

Hermiston gait special brew. Grimbo

I reserve the right to remain drunk Grimbo