Grim O'Grady

Bitch Grimbo

Not old cold toast again? Ruggy do you want me to send a takeaway round? Grimbo

Don't ever think about EH5 then. Love thy neighbour. Grimbo

Nitten, they are on the new train line fae the Borders & f**k Starbucks they've got the Dean Tavern a shrine to serious drinking & it's a short stagger to the fitba ground. Grimbo

That's Miley's neck of the woods, have a word with him, he'll put you straight. Grimbo

Bobby I have them regular, it keeps the creepy pervert in me young. Grimbo

Pals. Thing is my gander is popping up now & I think I'd like to see this EH6 butterfly collecting, crow feeding staremonger? Grimbo

It's one of those love/hate relationships betwixt Bob & me, you know the ones that are popular in women's magazines. Grimbo ETA Well she leaves them in the bathroom & if I'm doing a large load I like to have a read but never buy lads mags or anything interesting to read.

I'm not that old! Grimbo

Bully Grimbo

I feel awfy left out, I thought we were pals? Grimbo

I love the crussies me. Gives you curly hair too. Grimbo

I'm going to have to go on the Rose, I don't want to come across as aggressive on the lovebug thread. I'm sorry if anyone's been offended? I'm not drinking today, that will serve me right. Grimbo

What like as in an arse-licker? I'm sensing a wee bit of hostility from you James, not sure who you are or how I've upset you but f**k up ok. Grimbo

Invite her sister (the one over 18, can't be too careful round here) or her bezzy mate. Don't forget the viagra. Grimbo ETA Should probably film it in case you encounter any specific problems, it's far easier for us to offer advice if we can see where it went tits up?

Dee Man you are a Cilla Black lookalike, the resemblance is uncanny. Howabout an autograph? Grimbo

I wonder if he's also got a boxer? Grimbo

That's just the polite way of what the Sarge & me said, I think you'll find Adam. Grimbo

That's stupid surely with all the liquid that's come through the ceiling that would be like having a cross as a sign for Jesus. The money ought to go on class A's. Grimbo

My house? Aye every day except for when I need one. I think they must have postal cctv into our place to know when I want an elacky band, so they make sure they don't dump them that day, c***s. Grimbo ETA I've got tons of paper missiles to flick at the missus whilst she's watching eastenders & no elastic weapon to discharge my arsenal.

When you need an elastic band the c**t of a postie has never dumped any outside the house. Grimbo

A supplementary answer/question Cardy, are you facing the right way? Grimbo

9p was that 1st class? Grimbo

Same here, not my car but a 16 plate hire car, the car in front is an hour ahead. Grimbo

Welshy was obvz quicker at the draw, ***reminder to self do not challenge Welshy to a duel*** Grimbo ETA "wid" to original Hilary post.