1 - "5 years ago today !!X Still miss you Gran. GBNF" She's deid. Get the f**k over it!
2 - "Lying in bed snuggling watching Glee. Love my baby boy so much i have the best BF ever" Your 'BF' is quite obviously a faggot.
3 - FML
4 - Girls that create photograph folders named like "The adventures of Heavva & Muffin <3" I dont give a shit if you went to ASDA at 2am in your spice girl jammies you fucking moron and i certainly dont want to see photos of your visit!
5 - bints that post "modelling photo's". Just because you paid some paedo to take pictures of you It doesnt make you a model, hen.
6 - OF Shite
7 - Some daft b*****ds telling me how many nappies their new born kid has filled today. Get tae f**k
8 - "dont talk ae me. pyoooor ragin mahn. guys ur dickz"
9 - Any status with <3 in them.
10 - Couples slevering their love all over Facebook. Fucking text or phone each other you couple of complete fruitbats. I'm sick to death of reading your god awful conversations on my news feed.
PS - He's been cheating on you for ages ya fat ride.
