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"i am evil Homer"

Hordes? Accies? Lolz

Do u need an apprentice

On a similar note, my Aunt (who stays in Essex) is coming to stay with us on Thursday.She is a tad mental, and not in a good way. Hate saying that about family but it's true

Cans of CarlingUntil later, then I will be on Bacardi

^^^addicted to wedding cake

weekly basis then?

Can of Tennents to accompany bad darts practice.

right, I am clueless at this but what does that mean? how much would you have to bet in order to make a tidy profit?

Honesty is the best policy

Got stuck on my first delivery this morning (wee farm in Banknock), got towed out after a 20 min wait then the snow just melted away during the day. Was fearing the worst but got through the rest of the day with no problems

Snap

Ono he didn't!!!!!

I was just leaving Denny on my way to Edinburgh at 6am there when my works phone rang. "Morning Sam , we know you have been struggling this week due to having injured your ribs ( subcrawl injury)so we have split your run up between 2 other drivers" "We have phoned your boss (mr cunto) and informed him . Have a days rest and we will see you tomorrow" My boss then calls , " I have decided to give you the day off, phoned the depot and told them you were struggling so go back to bed and I will see you later" I wonder which one I believe??? *clue, it ain't Mr Cunto's version. So now I am home, having a coffee, some toast and hopefully going back to sleep.

tomorrow ain't looking good at all. can't get comfy standing/sitting/lying down. Wouldn't change yesterday at all.

only a matter of time before I head to Forth Valley hospital I think. In absolute agony

I think having 3pints in Dow's before actually starting the crawl was not the best idea

I can barely move. Not sure if I have cracked ribs or not.. Cheers for the day out

usually, but my mum's working this morning

A sensible coffee before the carnage later on. Hopefully my liver will stand up to the task

That's brilliant .

that's the fucker!!!

Nah, the one in which he looks like Antony Keides (spelling prob wrong) .

the photo is a belter.If anyone has it, please post it so we can put it above our respective fireplaces

Indeed Capitano