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  1. Criticism is something we can avoid easily by saying nothing, doing nothing and being nothing. - Aristotle

  2. Celtic nev er get bad descisions in their favour

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      ffcsam

      Willie Collum, greatest porn name ever!!!

  3. cuntish iPod decided to commit suicide nothing to do with the fact I was playing spandau ballet for about the millionth time this week #OBVS

  4. We are the famous Aberdeen!

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      ffcsam

      Really? i am the famous Aberdeen toaster

  5. In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where i spent most of my days.

  6. In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where i spent most of my days.

  7. Peter MacDonald (best striker in the SFL) 11/2 at Coral to be first scorer tomorrow: hiya free money, hiya pal

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      ffcsam

      I scoff at the best striker part of your status BUT that is cracking odds .

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  8. Horatio is a cool mofo. For a ginger.

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      ffcsam

      Aye, but can he grow tasche for Movember???

  9. I put my head between my knees and move forward... That's just the way I roll..

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      ffcsam

      Another belter from the master of mayhem

  10. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his food before it was cool..

  11. As troops battle for Gaddafi's home town reports are coming in that he's slipped into Jordan. Seriously is there anyone Katie Price won't shag?

  12. Have you heard about those viagra eye drops, I've got them in now, they make me look hard.

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      ffcsam

      I put liquid viagra in my tippex, drank it. Woke up witha massive correction

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  13. Paisley or Spain? What to do?

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      ffcsam

      Torremolinos is good. full of good looking dutch females

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  14. Met an old friend the other day and asked him what he was doing. "Feeding the unemployed, destitute and mentally handicapped of the country", he said. "Ooh, you work for a charity?" I asked. He replied, "No, I'm a chef at Wetherspoons."

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      ffcsam

      oooooohhhhhhh, very bitchy Ric. Not a fan of that chain of pubs I take it.

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