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If you went Udinese or Watford in the game, would you be able to sign players for free from each club or would you still need to negotiate as normal?

Aye it's been quite poor. I wonder what the impact of living in such close quarters, being away from some family, etc. is. If it's also being filmed a lot closer together (am I right in this?) I'd imagine they're more fatigued or stressed than usual. Probably being put off by Matt Lucas' shite patter anaw

Neither had Craig Slater.

Shea Gordon will be at Queen's Park in League One next season.

Spittal loan confirmed. Brilliant replacement for Glass tbf.

For me, it's strange to see Matt Lucas play himself and not a character. He seems a bit awkward, I suppose it is, but he doesn't have the same kind of rapport built up with everyone yet. Noel definitely wants to bang Lottie. Fair play. Rowan deserved to go. Not sure who my favourite is yet. Don't mind the Irish bloke.

I pretty much dress like I can skateboard but I have no balance and just fall off and hurt myself. Haven't tried since I was a teenager though. Had thought about getting one over lockdown, seen a lot of people picking it up which is class to see. Nice documentary on the BBC about Livingston Skatepark and some girls who are trying to use it and get it done up again - Long Live Livi. Arches DIY at Cowcaddens looks pretty great.

Albion Rovers, sorry. Signed Sneddon from Cowden obviously and had you on the mind.

Late to the party but we signed Glenn Daniels on loan from Celtic with absolutely no intention of playing him as first-choice goalkeeper. He was signed as backup to Fox when we sent Scully on loan to Albion Rovers.

If they go through card they're due a tax deduction. A place I used to work now have an app to order food and drink, where they take a automatic 10% service charge (you can change this to 0%) and will go to the staff (after tax). They're looking at getting about £350/400 this month in card tips which is madness. I absolutely did not get that much. I used my card or applepay for pretty much everything now. Take cash out if going to the greengrocer.

Nizzy is a good Jags man and once gave me a Wu-Tang t-shirt.

Yeah. Nothing to do with the thunderstorms, I love those, just every day I wake up thankful I don't live in Fife.

Set an alarm for 3am in Glasgow but slept through it because it's a fucking weird time to wake up. Don't think much happened here anyway. Glad I don't live in Fife though.

My main inspiration for choosing Fiorentina. I don't think he'll be a one-club player for much longer to be honest but he's one of the few kicking around just now with so much potential. He's been there since 2007.. Pretty much just made him the captain and told him I love him at every opportunity. Chelsea keep offering £70m but he's not even interested. Happens for me in Serie A too. I quite like it. It's a pain in the arse at the time but I'm really grateful at the end of the season when I'm scudding Frosinone and Brescia, meanwhile Inter and Napoli are playing each other. Two years in a row. Our only loss this year was a 1-0 defeat away to Verona, putting them and Torino on my hate list. Juventus were 4th and 17 points behind Napoli. Cristiano Ronaldo was still top goalscorer. Managed to reach the semi-finals of the Champion's League this year. Drew 1-1 away to Man City but couldn't take any of our chances at home and lost two late goals at home. Furthest we have went in the competition. I would be looking to reach the final this year for certain, our squad is still very young but I would have confidence in us winning the competition. I probably need to be better at changing my tactics tbh. Signed Alphonse Davies, Hannibal Mejbri and Ferran Torres on free transfers and Gouriri (now on loan) and Nkunku for £15m and £12m respectively. Managed to punt Pulgar on loan to Milan and will get £20m for him at the end of the season with one year left on his deal. Mugs.

I’m pretty sure it’s gluten free too which is why there would be no body.