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I pretty much dress like I can skateboard but I have no balance and just fall off and hurt myself. Haven't tried since I was a teenager though. Had thought about getting one over lockdown, seen a lot of people picking it up which is class to see. Nice documentary on the BBC about Livingston Skatepark and some girls who are trying to use it and get it done up again - Long Live Livi. Arches DIY at Cowcaddens looks pretty great.

Albion Rovers, sorry. Signed Sneddon from Cowden obviously and had you on the mind.

Late to the party but we signed Glenn Daniels on loan from Celtic with absolutely no intention of playing him as first-choice goalkeeper. He was signed as backup to Fox when we sent Scully on loan to Albion Rovers.

If they go through card they're due a tax deduction. A place I used to work now have an app to order food and drink, where they take a automatic 10% service charge (you can change this to 0%) and will go to the staff (after tax). They're looking at getting about £350/400 this month in card tips which is madness. I absolutely did not get that much. I used my card or applepay for pretty much everything now. Take cash out if going to the greengrocer.

Nizzy is a good Jags man and once gave me a Wu-Tang t-shirt.

Yeah. Nothing to do with the thunderstorms, I love those, just every day I wake up thankful I don't live in Fife.

Set an alarm for 3am in Glasgow but slept through it because it's a fucking weird time to wake up. Don't think much happened here anyway. Glad I don't live in Fife though.

My main inspiration for choosing Fiorentina. I don't think he'll be a one-club player for much longer to be honest but he's one of the few kicking around just now with so much potential. He's been there since 2007.. Pretty much just made him the captain and told him I love him at every opportunity. Chelsea keep offering £70m but he's not even interested. Happens for me in Serie A too. I quite like it. It's a pain in the arse at the time but I'm really grateful at the end of the season when I'm scudding Frosinone and Brescia, meanwhile Inter and Napoli are playing each other. Two years in a row. Our only loss this year was a 1-0 defeat away to Verona, putting them and Torino on my hate list. Juventus were 4th and 17 points behind Napoli. Cristiano Ronaldo was still top goalscorer. Managed to reach the semi-finals of the Champion's League this year. Drew 1-1 away to Man City but couldn't take any of our chances at home and lost two late goals at home. Furthest we have went in the competition. I would be looking to reach the final this year for certain, our squad is still very young but I would have confidence in us winning the competition. I probably need to be better at changing my tactics tbh. Signed Alphonse Davies, Hannibal Mejbri and Ferran Torres on free transfers and Gouriri (now on loan) and Nkunku for £15m and £12m respectively. Managed to punt Pulgar on loan to Milan and will get £20m for him at the end of the season with one year left on his deal. Mugs.

I’m pretty sure it’s gluten free too which is why there would be no body.

f**k yer clyde

Please tell me Thistle have finished above Rangers every year.

That's great news. Saw Clapton CFC bought back The Old Spotted Dog too.

Fiorentina battered by Inter Milan tonight but a heroic performance from Terracciano in goal helped them to a 0-0 draw. They seem to be onto the makings of a good team and a lot of their squad are quite young and on an obligation/option to buy deal (*)(*/), with a chairman willing to invest in the team and, if he keeps his word, wants to hold on to Chiesa and doesn't want them to be a selling team. They have several players on loan too, including Lafont, Amrabat, and Pedro (*/). Their kind of main team is: Dragowski, Terracciano Milenkovic, Pezzella, Cacares, Lirola (*), Igor (*), Dalbert (*/) Chiesa, Castrovilli, Ribery, Pulgar, Sottil, Duncan (*), Agudelo (*/) Badelj (*/) Vlahovic, Cutrone (*), Kouame (*) It does seem that Giuseppe Iachini will only be a short term appointment, it was rumoured that maybe Ivan Juric of Hellas Verona was in line for the job but he signed a new three year contract there. With Pioli staying on at AC Milan, it would be very audacious but a dream if they tried to hijack the Ralf Rangnick deal. I think they're only a few signings away from easily getting European football and keeping a hold of their better players, and that's not just because (well it kind of is but also it's not) of my recent success in Football Manager

Third season as Fiorentina as we prepared to take on the Champions League. We managed to beat Spurs 7-1 at home (lol) and Barcelona 3-0. I lost the away fixtures in both - but a solid win at home and a draw in Russia saw us through to the last 16. We faced off against PSG and a deserved 1-1 draw at the Artemio Franchi. Mbappe scored early but Cutrone pegged them back immediately. We scored our second away goal early in the second half thanks again to Cutrone, PSG equalised later in he half, but that was enough to take us to the quarter finals where we faced... Manchester United. The team who knocked us out of the Europe League at the same stage last year. We took a 2-1 win to Old Trafford but sadly that wasn't enough as the Europa League winners (and eventual Champions League finalists) beat us 2-0. Better results than last time but we were knocked out. Thankfully we won the league at a fucking canter haha. Absolute scenes. Didn't expect that whatsoever. We somehow managed to pull ahead of the pack and were 14 points clear by the time we were knocked out. I really don't understand how we managed to lose just the one game, a shitty 2-0 loss away to Torino. We played an enthralling 4-3 away win to Juventus which was the first win away to the bitter rivals. I have a really young squad so I'm surprised at how well they managed to cope. A few of those are new signings. I brought in Timothe Laurent from Liege for £23m, I think he's the regen Kompany, and Dominguez for £21m, who was the POTY for the league last year at Bologna (who have lost all 6 of their best players). Carles Alena and Salcedo came in for free. Florschutz got relegated with Stuttgart and cost me £2.1m. My plan is to bring in Alphonse Davies in for free in the summer and I think my squad is pretty much complete!

I didn't expect Wigan to outscore Atalanta today. I'm a little disappointed in their performance. Good win but not good enough.