Doctor Chist

There's been a major bust up between Pressley and Smith. He'll never kick another ball for us.

The Shanghai Shuffle occasionally produces a few worthy pictures.

The Martell - Falkirk's finest.

Brewdog Punk IPA. It's not cheap but it's rather pleasant.

I hated the checkerboard shirt at the time but I think it's actually quite smart. It was a ridiculous idea for the home shirt but I don't think anyone would have objected to it being used as an away or 3rd option.

I'd have left it out too but I suppose the club are only interested in which one sells the most. That one has always been popular amongst fans.

He's the worst full back we've ever had. Edit: and he's a complete p***k to boot.

They Council has spent millions knocking down the flats at Inver and Birnam court and replacing them withe modern terraced housing. They've punted a lot of the undesirables down to Grangemouth and theyve moved low income working families into the new houses which has improved the area.

Fort William is a shithole. It's Grangemouth with a better view.

Falkirk's former goalkeeper - Darren Hill - injured himself jumping through a plate glass door in Skinflats whilst off his head on a combination of Alcohol, Cocaine and prescription painkillers.

This is a good interactive map which highlights the areas of deprivation by postcode / district. http://simd.scotland.gov.uk/map

Unless there's no breeze (whiche doesn't happen very often) most of the reek from Grangemouth ends up elsewhere.

Joker IPA is magic.

Is Devon Road the dodgy part? I cycle along that road when I'm doing the circular ride from Falkirk to Strling. Every time I do it I always see a dismantled car in a front garden, at least 1 junky and someone wandering about with a carry-out.

I wonder if DHL is delivering cheques on their late run this evening?

Or is he jumping before he is pushed? We must remember that McCoist is an attrocious manager and woeful tactician and I'm sure that Green and his chums mujst see that.

How can it be an open letter when only the narrow minded can actually view the forum?

Who's the old grunter on the right?

Are you saying that cockwomble and Neil Doncaster are one and the same?

It was a blue version of this one. If I'd known that I could have sold it for £250 20 years later I would have held onto it. My link

True, very true!

I actually used to wear a silk Troop tracksuit together with white BK basketball boots. I thought that look was cool in 1989 but with the benefit of hindsight I probably looked like a complete fud.

I was at a Sunderland game a few weeks ago and the only Scottish result which was read out at half time was the Berwick Rangers one.

There are some absolute zoomers on Rangers Media. I'm getting the impression that they're not overly enamoured with the decision

They obviously don't know that quality is better than quantity.