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Rancid minter.

Go to the Pish Adverts thread in the TV section. Let the hate flow through you.

Lifted by the Lighthouse Family. Sounds like a coffee advert, sticks in the head with its tweeness in ways even The Beautiful South at their most evil could not. Damn them to hell.

You utter b*****d.

That one billion we were told didn't exist, that Cameron didn't have an emergency meeting with local oil reps demanding they kept their mouths shut in return for concessions a month before the last referendum? Imagine that.

Thanks to Mcspreader in the politics section, I've now got Stereo MCs' "Step It Up" stuck in my head. Yeah yeah yeeeèah.

That's bizarre as that was going though my head this morning 6 hours ago as well. Was there something about Old Jobson in the news or something? Usually it is anything to do with WW1 that triggers a Skids song. Anyway, it hasn't succeeded in displacing The Primitives "Crash" from my mind most of the last 24 hours.

Within two minutes, Taco acting like it owns the place. Cat's gonna cat.

What I'd like to know is has there been confirmation yet that a Glasgow City Council transport employee was not involved in this one? C4's "confirmation" is a minter, but that bugger's lawyer's having a laugh if he thinks he's got a defamation case out of this. Yeah, because your client has such a pristine reputation to uphold. Finally, what was Steve Bell of the Guardian thinking of when he came up with this - even the Sun could do better:

It appears to be the light shining through (or reflecting off) the wooden bannister slats. As you can see from this picture, the way the light is shining through the slats (& also creating shadows) gives the illusion of staining on a light carpet dependent on the time of day.

But like Harold at Hastings, wee Renton's still coming off worst. Hail, hail, the TELTS are here.

Cured with the song which partly borrowed from Oddball's line, "But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days."

Why not? They already have caffeine shampoo & ones with vitamins, both of which do the sum total of zero but people (usually Heat readers) fall for them every time. The active ingredients in shampoos are detergents; the active ingredients in conditioners are polymers coating what is dead cells (ie. your hair).

Agreed. WTF were you thinking of, it looks like the sort of "functional" interior decorating found in a student union.

Couldn't agree more - you'd be a natural.

The Moneysupermarket adverts. There has not been born yet the judge and jury who would convict those who dismembered every single fucker responsible for these. And that Flash advert with the singing dog & cuntfaced wifey.

"Please please tell me now, is there something I should know?" (thank you BBC - it was bad enough last week when it was fucking Kajagoogoo's "Too Shy")

Ah from Liberty GB who once upon a time were Third Way, Patrick Harrington's wee gang from the days when the Third Position nutcases (Nick Griffin & Harrington) were battling the Flag nutcases for control of the National Front - British politics only example of two bald men fighting over a toothless comb outside of contemporary Scottish Labour. Really must be a slow day on Twitter if any of those twats are trending.

Or 10 minutes if done in the microwave straight from frozen.

Those Quik Quid adverts - the one where the shower isn't working & she tells her son "Ok, you'll have to smell today, but I'll get the repair man out" or whatever. So the boiler is on the blink as well & there's no hot water? Nor any electricity to boil a kettle? Or a gas ring to at least warm a pan of water to use for washing in the bathroom sink? Or failing all that, you are physically incapable of washing with water from the cold taps and manning the f**k up? Fucking modern parents producing a nation of mollycoddled thundercunts. And that waitress bint in the poncy wine bar. Yeah, like you are going to be able to afford the interest rates those legalised loan sharks charged, overtime or no overtime.

Thanks again KP. The first goal was unfortunate, Pollok's No.4 learning the hard way that's why you don't turn when the ball's being shot in your direction if you don't want it pinballing into your net. The second was bizarre, almost like it hit off the back of his head by accident. As for the third, does anyone know for sure who did score that one in the scramble? Pollok put up one hell of a scrap but still the right result considering they appeared to be really under the cosh for a good part of the first half & but for poorer finishing could have had it a lot tougher.

Let's guess, Molucca saves widows, orphans & cute animals from evil villains that look like 1930s Jewish stereotypes. Come back Jakey Rowling, all is forgiven!

That was a close one. Almost about to start going cold turkey without the fix of Muffy's daily telts to poor wee Renton.

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