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Back on topic:- No, council elections aren't about sending messages about referendums that are Holyrood's affairs, they are about the people you want looking after the bin collecting, the street lighting, social services, etc; & anyone voting on the reasons Jo-Lipsett-in-Middle-Age gives for voting Tory deserves to live in the medieval hovel five years of any Tory council will reduce their locality to.

Less than 24 hours later:-

Wait a minute, is this an unneutered tom?

Ffs, a bit of string, a rolled up bit of Kit Kat silver paper, anything with catnip in it - entertain them for quarter of an hour tops & then they sleep for 2/3rds of the day. It's not difficult looking after a cat, they largely take care of themselves.

Meanwhile the correct terminology for Labour politicians is "c***s" - strangely it seldom needs to be explained to anyone why.

The problem is if your zonecard gets near anything such as a mobile phone, tablet, etc. it busts it. I've left the card in trouser pockets accidentally & it has been fine with the automated barriers even after going through the wash (ticket inspectors however haven't been so amused) . Left near anything generating a magnetic field, & it means a trip to the nearest ticket station to get a replacement (doesn't cost anything, but the time). Unfortunately this also means if you are on a packed train you could get your card deactivated by someone with their mobile on 24/7 in a pocket, especially on some of the early morning cattle trucks. As for the station jumping, all they are doing is rationing it out rather than let all the lines take the King Cnut whenever they like.

To be fair, you have something of a point. I've never understood why DomDom/RandyGiles screams "homophobe!" more times than a Guardian columnist, yet still spends an inordinate amount of time (largely when supposedly at work) arselicking from dawn to dusk those who abruptly turned against him a few years back. It was one of those WTF moments on here - one second part of what Zen Archer (albeit tongue-in-cheek) referred to as the "groovy gang", the next everything he posted became automatically "shit", & that was before he made an arse of himself with his tear stained resignation over his two troll heroes getting banned - it came earlier the split second he let his typing fingers run away with him after one shandy too many & outed himself (some comment about lusting after Charles Dance as I remember in the GoT threads). I've no time for the obsequious little shit, but a lot of P&B's virtue signallers are outright hypocrites.

Most would be delighted to wake up to a hairy moist pussy being shoved in their face.

I'm sure Millie is only being playful when she bites and kicks with extended claws your hands to bloody stumps. Also you didn't really like those old ornaments anyway, that carpet & TV were ready for replacing, & surely the pet insurance covers 3rd party psychological trauma in the 21st century, doesn't it?

Ah brilliant! Twenty four hours after your tantrum after your routine weekly roast from another poster, it's nice to see it's still "not bothering" the King of the Junior Thickos so much he's here looking for back up (romanticising the story as per usual). "I know exactly what sycophant means, you absolutey [sic!] crave approval from people on this forum" - & yet here you are, desperately attempting to solicit approval from, erm, people on this forum. For anyone interested in what actually happened with Kilbowie2002's latest meltdown - go here. Like I said:

To be fair, Sodium Fluoride tends to get used a lot for the fluoridisation of water supplies and as a rat poison. Potassium Flouride is a bit harder to justify though.

It would not surprise me in the slightest if this has been done with the full collusion of the Russians - despite the rhetoric - in order to keep one of their puppets in their proper place instead of getting ideas above their station which lead to such "embarrassing" incidents such as the horrific use of sarin gas on civilians just to show that you can. On this occasion, Trump has surprisingly done the right thing - blowing that base back into the Stone Age without warning is going to make Syrian government forces very nervous about handling chemical weapons in future in case they're "next" & will hopefully put a stop to it. Just so long as this is the ONLY involvement Trump has in this business.

FTFY

It should be pointed out that Fraser Wilson is or was a Junior football goalie, so no surprise he's talking out of his arse regarding Junior attendances. He also omits to point out the only reason for the hyper-inflated St Roch's crowd (who are usually lucky to get 20 paying punters at what's left of their gate) is because of who they were playing - in the local scheme goblins' logic this makes it a Cufflink club versus a Proddy one like the Old Firm & so they drag their knuckles along to a ground that doesn't see them at any other time (largely to shout obscenities at that). Royal Albert got much of the same attention (the first part of their name doubtless making them doubly "offensive") even after leaving Larkhall for the Costa del Stonehouse. Still, you could forgive some for failing to see cold reality: with certain Junior clubs' fans bizarre habit of running multiple alias at once in their threadbare regulated section of the P&B forum, they may think it's normal to put their sides' attendance figures through the same schizophrenic statistical analysis!

Well done Frankie Boyle on stealing South Park's jokes from 2007.

Who don't even realise the term Easter is pagan anyway, not Christian.

Further council election whatthefuckery this time down in East Renfrewshire. No, Ad Lib's not standing for the Lannister Party, but a certain Robert Malyn he stood against on THAT night in May 2015 is now standing for the Social Democratic Party in Newton Mearns & Neilston. Maylin had been the advisor to David Coburn MEP - UKIP Scotland's Fat Controller - until March 2015 after saying on Twitter that appointing John Major to renegotiate Britain's terms in Europe was as sensible as making Stephen Hawking captain of Britain's synchronised swimming team. There had been a threat for several months that a block of Kippers were going to jump ship, disilliusioned with the Scottish branches preference for Orange, Masonic closet Tory bigots was somewhat off putting to Eurosceptics up north, even if the previous "good old days" had meant taking in holocaust deniers such as Alistair McConnachie despite repeated warnings. Last year, UKIP's Weegie branch chair, Sarah Devenney, publicly quit saying that the party in Scotland - unlike elsewhere - was run entirely by Coburn diktat thanks to Farage not trusting the Jockos. UKIP responded that the party was better off without them. However it appears Devenney's supporters & others with an eye for the main chance have parachuted themselves into the tiny English/Welsh SDP, proffering themselves as a Scottish branch on a plate, & appear to be a touch better organised than their Kipper counterparts, most of whom have been left to flounder on their own organising their own electoral campaigns & leaflets - such as the hapless Jamie Robertson in Shettleston, which the SDP candidate Steven Marshall has Devenney running the show for him. Strange however that Devenney appears not to be running herself, perhaps to avoid the charge that the SDP in Scotland stands for the Sarah Devenney Party. Aberdeenshire has a single SDP candidate in Kincardine - the Kipper candidate at the last GE David Lansdell - but the entire Kipper contingent there have vanished. Oh hang on, he was the entire of the Kipper contingent in Outer Aberdeenshire - the rest being confined to Aberdeen.

Which is a major part of the question wtf is going on. They seem highly anxious to devote large amounts of time whitewashing one councillor who has already been shown to be not above abusing the system themselves for personal gain, whilst vilifying every other. Do they have relatives working for The Herald group? Were they acting as a snout within the SNP for the Newsquest group (which might explain why the SNP were happy to deselect them even after clearing all allegations made against them)? But most of all, why the complete radio silence from the rest of the press over what looks almost the perfect political story? Elsewhere, another press open goal is being ignored. Renfrewshire's Labour deputy provost is standing against his party's chosen three candidates, under no designation (not even as "Independent"). The first the public knew was when the candidates were announced, Renfrewshire Labour seem to be in no hurry to expel him, they even still have him listed as one of their councillors on their website. It would be all well if he was a complete unknown, but this is the guy who was headlines all over the place after he was caught pishing in someone's garden when canvassing during the Holyrood elections last year. It begs the question, has he been told to stand as a fake independent by HQ in the hope of taking the third allocated seat?

Congratulations to the Eekies, now it's all down to preparing for the play offs & perhaps a whole new chapter thereafter.

FFS, this is frightening. No wonder this sort of stuff happens in NL if this is the level of attention the electorate pays to local events. Here's a quick selection of the saga: http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/15194017.SNP_veteran_couple_to_contest_same_seat_after_wife_axed_by_party/?ref=mrb&lp=30 http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/15192410.Whistleblowing_SNP_councillor_quits__claiming_local_party_in_chaos/?ref=ar http://www.thenational.scot/news/15085732.SNP_deselects_four_councillors_linked_to_North_Lanarkshire_s__Monklands_McMafia__turf_war/ http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/14341193.SNP_chief_issues_warning_to_warring_branches__as_party_brushes_aside_rebellion_over__self_congratulatory__motions/ http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/14530606.Scottish_Labour_deputy_brought_in_as_peacemaker_in_party_s_North_Lanarkshire_civil_war/ https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/213488/snp-councillors-fury-at-godfather-smear-after-car-blaze-probe/ etc! I'm going to hazard a guess that both of the warring factions now running as independents have been dishing out the lawyers letters to the media, hence the abrupt media blackout just as the shitstorm hits DEFCON1 with two renegade SNP factions & a renegade Labour faction standing candidates. Which I nor anyone else ever did & the person claiming it later backpedalled on to no one's surprise - except perhaps you. "Nobody called my boss m8, you might have got a little confused when you were desperate to get poor 8mile banned by sharing his PMs." Feeling stupid yet? Again?

It's been discussed on here several times before (after being in the Record, the Herald & the local press) as a saga that's been ongoing for at least 5 years - I'm not trailing back through months of posts on the matter to spoon feed one lazy old c**t that won't use the search function . I'm hoping those in the area can shed some further light as to what's actually going on, as it seems the press have now abruptly become mysteriously selective as to what they're printing about a story that looked like it would be banner headlines anywhere else in the UK.

Anyone been watching the recent events with North Lanarkshire (only the Herald appears to be covering it, with it has to be said a certain amount of naked bias)? Reading between the lines, it appears both the McMafia & Saint McAnumptie were deselected as candidates from their respective localities (which appears to suggest their local branches had fast tired of their shitty behaviour), & like good nationalists have resigned from the SNP at the last second in order to stand as independents without being expelled from the party for doing so (doubtless in the hope the SNP will let them back in eventually if they win the seats), as have those Labour candidates who were deselected after being caught with their hands in the council secret money tin hidden under the squeaky floor board. If even half of what's being printed is true, I pity those in North Lanarkshire having such a shower of greedy self interested parasites as their local reps - they appear not to have a shred of decency or principles amongst them & only see the area as a fiefdom to exploit for their own material benefit.

"I hereby knight thee Sir Renton of TELT!"

Good old Scarfolk. https://scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/foreigners-how-to-spot-them.html Not as prolific now he's found he isn't going to make his fortune from it, but still a good laugh from time to time.