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Bibby

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  1. Linwood no more, Bathgate no more...

  2. Linwood no more, Bathgate no more...

  3. Made a biiiiiiiiiiig boo boo.

  4. Alright lad! I'm tickety boo. Struggling for time to get on here these days but the Bibster will return someday. Are u looking after TwisteH for me? :P

  5. My left nipple is rock hard, but my right one is like jelly! bizarre.
  6. My ex is working in Zante for three months. If you peg her I'll pay you big bucks.

  7. Bought a Samsung Galaxy Apollo today. 99% of it is working smoothly but for some reason I can't send messages. Anyone have a solution?
  8. We met up with a stag do in Portugal for a few nights last week, and it seemed like every single round was a tray of that stuff. Never been so bored of a drink in all my life!
  9. Just back from a week in Portugal. Absolutely burnt out. If we had cameras on us they could've made The Hangover 3.
  10. Work golf tourney on Friday, then flying out to Portugal on Saturday morning. Will be really gutted if both are jeopardized due to the hurricane/ash cloud onslaught.
  11. Sittin' in a sleazy snack bar suckin sickly sausage rolls.

    1. joejag

      joejag

      u lucky b*****d

  12. Was working 8 til 1 this morning. A convoy of French trucks were delivering stuff at the site, and a few electrical bits and bobs have went missing from our compound. Dirty, thieving, cheese-eating, garlic-breath surrender monkeys.
  13. Last weekend I was in Stirling, and I popped into Waterstones to buy Steven Tyler's autobiography. Eventually I ended up spending £180 between there, HMV and River Island, when all I intended to buy was that book. Yesterday, I went into American Golf solely to buy a travel bag for taking my clubs on holiday, and ended up buying a putter (£80) a towel and a decent box of golf balls. Think I might be a female.
  14. I don't know, but if Gok Wan and Harvey Price had a child, It would resemble it.
  15. I just hate facebook altogether. I was at breakfast with four of my mates this morning and they were all on facebook, even leaving messages on each others pages, ffs! Baffling. My PTTGOYN: done Ben Nevis via the Càrn Mòr Dearg Arête route yestarday. Calfs, thighs and knees absolutely aching.
  16. Put your make-up on, and fix your hair up pretty...

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      I's an awful long way, but seeing as you asked nicely. Heard the chicken man in Philadelphia is a bit poorly though.

  17. You probably are. I'm getting paid to play golf tomorrow and Monday.
  18. Oakley. They were playing Valleyfield in some local cup final. Thought it would be a decent night with a few guys from work but I've never seen anything like this in my life. 400-odd at the game, and I'm not lying when I say there had to have been at least 2 or 3 grand worth of alcohol floating around. Bizarre.
  19. Was at an amateur cup final in Dunfermline area tonight. Two guys slashed after the game and my car is sitting with the back window pelted in and the hubcaps nicked. Filthy b*****ds.
  20. Happiness is a long walk with a putter.

  21. ...is searching for the ghost of Tom Joad

  22. Meant to bet Nick Watney to win the Masters, accidentally put down Matt Kuchar (£10 at 30/1). He's sitting tied for fifth whereas Watney is languishing in 31st.
  23. I always thought the teams sat above and below each other on University Challenge. Very disappointed to learn otherwise.
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