WullieBroonIsGod

The Baroness playing to the Tories target market Off you f**k...

Ian Murray's big team found

Morning David - what you doing with your day off?

Favourite first ball of an Ashes series since Steve Harmison...

That Kick returner for the Vikes is an athletic freak (even in NFL terms) Would love to see him get some snaps on the offence

Cooper Kupp QB1 Jefferson hasn't kept it in though

Terrace Marshal Junior a healthy scratch today. Shi Smith getting the nod in front of him. One of my biggest rookie disappointments in dynasty ff this year

Here we go... 7 HOURS!!!

I'm no thinking there'll be a lot of tranquility out there tonight. Fair do to all the folk out there though, I've no sea legs at all. Once got seasick on a pedalo in Rhodes. I'd be Britain's worst sailor

There's plenty boats getting whatever shelter they can in the Firth of Forth. Largo Bay is busy

I was sent this from a pal in Glenrothes. I'm assuming it's the wind that's caused this, but, Glenrothes...

I am saying this blindly as I haven't seen any of the late game, but surely Hill has to take over from Siemien in NO? I get that there was absolutely zero supporting cast there last night, but the box score makes grim, grim reading.

I'm just here to say, F*ck the cowboys. Was incredibly entertaining (at least in comparison to the Lions game). And this season, from almost nowhere, Hunter Renfrow has become fantasy football relevant.

At least the amateur didn't forget his chalk... Murphy is the biggest arsehole on the tour. Get it right up him

That Kelce tuddie looked like it was from the back end of the playbook

one-million percent!

Oh, Kirk...

Christ, we never even got to the 2 minute warning

Some cracking 4th quarters here. Rodgers and the Pack in the 2minute drill will probably headline it

Until now!

Same... And my boy Swift is having a rough game.

Tyrod Taylor is having himself a game

I've only seen the short clips and have never seen anything that shows what the referee has seen. I mean where was he looking at the initial push, and has Madden also reacted to the crowd reaction, assumed there's been an aggressive gesture, and booked Ojo based on that. That's still no excuse, as he should have consulted his assistant and if a referee genuinely doesn't see an incident, no action should be taken. You can't guess. Either way it's piss poor by Madden. Similarly the United social media team seemed unaware on the match tweets. I have no idea who runs the tweets, and if they're in the stand without a TV replay they have probably assumed the altercation was a genuine yellow card offence (and the wrong opinion has been cemented by the refereeing decision) United need to move quickly on this and the fat fucker should be spending his Satudays nowhere near a football ground. The wee arsehole throwing haribos or whatever should probably get addressed too. A ban is maybe harsh, as he does look young, but you can't let a fan away with throwing objects at a player.

The boy chucking pie peh crust or sweets at Ojo also is a belter.