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Wait, what? Is this 30-year late karma for Dave 'Coco' Smith?

Impressive he can get it up tbh.

This thread hisnae half been the place to be in the last few days. #boxoffice

A chap who sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch equalises

United twitter account has updates. 1-0 up, Frans.

Barton gets his first game, The Edge comes in from the cold (tbh, him and Frans might be our best pairing). Scobbie makes it to the bench.

Absolutely bouncin for this one. Going for a 2-1 United win, an own goal and a pelanalety.

Step 1: Bid for the World Cup Step 2: Line the pockets and suck the cocks of FIFA officials, lifetime supplies of whisky, shortbread, Irn Bru. Step 3: Build 12 giant stadiums around the country - Glasgow, Edinburgh, Stirling, Dundee, Forfar, Fort William, Lerwick, ... Done.

Having Laszlo in charge is the equivalent of permanently dividing by zero tbf.

Feel sorry for this Watson chap tbh. Imagine signing up as a reject from a lesser club, knowing the immediate collective groan likely from your new team's support and the pelters likely to come your way in the coming months, hoping to f**k it's some other poor b*****d who's the #1 Scapegoat.

Hopefully this is Luggy bringing in utter gash to purposely accelerate this process. The real signing are coming in January, honest guv #Nads #Gauldy #Glass

That was what I thought, but his rambling threw me.