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banana last won the day on November 14 2016

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  1. Dundee United 2018/2019

    Wait, what? Is this 30-year late karma for Dave 'Coco' Smith?
  2. Dundee United 2018/2019

    Impressive he can get it up tbh.
  3. Dundee United 2018/2019

    This thread hisnae half been the place to be in the last few days. #boxoffice
  4. League Cup 18/19 Group A

    A chap who sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch equalises
  5. Dundee United 2018/2019

    United twitter account has updates. 1-0 up, Frans.
  6. League Cup 18/19 Group A

    Barton gets his first game, The Edge comes in from the cold (tbh, him and Frans might be our best pairing). Scobbie makes it to the bench.
  7. League Cup 18/19 Group A

    Absolutely bouncin for this one. Going for a 2-1 United win, an own goal and a pelanalety.
  8. Was that Hampden's last hurrah?

    Step 1: Bid for the World Cup Step 2: Line the pockets and suck the cocks of FIFA officials, lifetime supplies of whisky, shortbread, Irn Bru. Step 3: Build 12 giant stadiums around the country - Glasgow, Edinburgh, Stirling, Dundee, Forfar, Fort William, Lerwick, ... Done.
  9. Dundee United 2018/2019

    Having Laszlo in charge is the equivalent of permanently dividing by zero tbf.
  10. Dundee United 2018/2019

    Feel sorry for this Watson chap tbh. Imagine signing up as a reject from a lesser club, knowing the immediate collective groan likely from your new team's support and the pelters likely to come your way in the coming months, hoping to f**k it's some other poor b*****d who's the #1 Scapegoat.
  11. Dundee United 2018/2019

    Hopefully this is Luggy bringing in utter gash to purposely accelerate this process. The real signing are coming in January, honest guv #Nads #Gauldy #Glass
  12. Breaking Bad

    That was what I thought, but his rambling threw me.