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Indeed. A lot will be lost to lawyers etc though and it's dubious how much tax we'll get back from those shysters.

Another shambles that will ultimately cost more than the saving it was initiated for. It really is embarrassing for these clowns but they probably won't notice.

I like the cut of his jib. Comes across really well in that. I can see why the players would get on well with him.

FTFY.

What if they had murdered their parents?

Companies who have, in part at least, have a public service element to their business that think it's acceptable to close at lunchtime. I appreciate people need to take a lunch break but when you are public facing then you need to plan around that. Looking at you, Boots.

For some reason I thought Calum McGregor was captain. As you were.

He does have a conviction for drink driving though tbf. If my memory serves me correctly.

This is a particularly simplified take on the reality. Football clubs have season ticket holders, sponsors and other stakeholders. Chucking your arms up in the air and saying 'I don't think we can win the Premiership so we should just not play' is hardly going to go down well. That's before you talk about prize money for finishing as high up as possible. It's been done to death but, barring someone with bottomless pockets backing a diddy team, European money and not splitting gate money has finished the chances a team outwith the arsecheecks winning the Premiership. Saying you are aiming for it is pointless imo.

At no point in this crusade have you considered the implications for worms and other similar creatures. Good points and bad points should be covered.

I agree with the golf suggestion. The feeling from one decent shot can overwrite the other 98 that went wrong

There's no chance that can be real? Is that some sort of dogging beach? Asking for a friend* @Mullarky.

When an itchy arsehole arrives simultaneously with needing a shite. It can then be relieved during the latter wipes.

Why don't they go home? Why don't they go hoo-oome? The game's been called off, Why don't you go home?

That looks worrying like a frying steak?

I hear we are in for a bad spell of weather.

I'm not sure if I'm at the front of the queue but I'm certainly near it.

The Pars only got enough for 3 subs?

Why? Has she got a bustier sister...?

Never an issue for Turboshandy if I recall correctly.

My view on the penalty is that it was half a penalty for handball and half a penalty for pushing. (0.5 + 0.5)=1 Where; 1 = Penalty.

Lurking.

If Lee Anderson is a sign of 'going from strength to strength' they might need to reassess their expectations

Ah right. Seems to have take a few years off him as well tbf