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Willie Miller on open all mics would seal it but hopefully he is on Aberdeen duty.

The implications are pretty clear to me. That company/photographer should be cut from every school contract immediately.

While not necessarily advocating it myself, I would imagine that the idea behind 100% IHT is to encourage people to spend/give it away before they die. Nobody knows when you are going to die granted but, if you reach Granny Danger's age, your expecting the knock.

A troubled bridge over water.

My only comment on the actual game is that I strongly suspect that the football will fail to live up to the hype.

Cheers. Taken the plunge - the bairn* is very excited. See there is 10% off on sign up - not great but better than nothing. It's getting returned if Nathan Patterson turns up in the first pack.

I guess some people have a lot spare time. The detail on the cake https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/perth-kinross/4933039/birthday-party-a90-glencarse-bridge-traffic-lights/

Unless I'm misunderstanding your point, releasing prices now doesn't give Utd anymore money (or indeed any earlier). So I'm struggling what point you are attempting to make.

Down the middle every fucking time

Even the bar helping them now ffs

'Mon the Poles

Only bright spot is might have time to get the Poland scarf out for extra time.

I might be imagining but I swear players are looking to the right, seeing it's Patterson there and turning back inside. Get him hooked.

'Rusty'. Not how I would describe him tbf

Steve Clarke's teams always play better in the second half. We'll be fine.

St Johnstone bringing hammer throwing to the national stage.

Bottle of Glens, I think.

Who, or what, is 'doing the bouncy'?

Steve Clarke looks a bit like a head teacher you definitely wouldn't want to be sent to.

Wid, Wid, Widnae, Wid, Widnae, Wid, Wid. Respectively.

More evidence of cash being siphoned out of the club. Prosecution rests, m'lud.

Don't IS usually insist upon suicide attacks? I get the feeling the four of them are going to wish they had based on the pictures from their court appearance.

Any truth this was hanging in the other dressing room?