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Exhibit A(1), M'lud.

Ram that right up Alloa's arse. Despicable club. Thought it was a tight game and couldn't have complained loudly if it ended 1-1.

Where is the beer festival?

Does it count as the 'commentators curse' if they're talking about Miles Storey?

Cracking goal.

A quinoa based aperitif apparently.

Step it up Partick. Hopefully a late onslaught and a home win.

Craig Brown bringing up the genetic excuses again...

Do they shatter on impact?

Would be great to see Partick getting 3 deserved points here.

That drawer really is a b*****d. My unsubstantiated take is that she has woken up and walked out to look for her parents. Having got lost she has walked into the middle of the road and been killed. The driver having had a few drinks has shat it, put her body in the boot and buried here somewhere in the mountains. My consultancy invoice is in the post.

It's all a ruse to get the fans to welcome Malky McKay when he is appointed later this summer.

A bit late here but has anyone checked in the swimming pool?

Bain at fault for the second imo. Rooted to his line for no reason.