Quality thread so far with particular mentions to the boring girls living every minute of their chronic lifes on FB (but they secretly like their chronicness - makes them feel all 'Carrie Bradshaw' or Rachael Green) , old firm spunk-rags who have never been to games ending every post in acronyms like WATP, IJCGE, and of course - even educated adults putting random 'h's after the first letter of words!!
BUT
THE MOST ANNOYING FB PATTER EVER IS!!!...........................
..............people telling you about ther 'TRAINING!'. WHAT!!?? No matter the physical activity punters on FB call it TRAINING!!
You are a fat munter from Easterhouse that goes to spin with her maw once a fortnight- you are NOT TRAINING!!!
You are a pseudo-anorexic accountant called Andrew who plays fives with his work on a Tuesday - you are NOT TRAINING
Gets on ma nips - unless you are actually in a sports team, or are going to the Olympics you are NOT TRAINING!!!