Ned Nederlander

'Last day', 'loved working here' emails!! Just fucking go.

I saw him point to the spot but I couldn't convince anyone in our group that he'd given a penalty - even when the protests had settled and Miller was getting ready to take it I was still getting told it hadn't been given. Mind you it took us about 15 minutes to realise Morrison hadn't come on at half time ... and in a special mention to the view shout out to the seated Falkirk fans who celebrated a 'goal' about 5 minutes from the end

Never a penalty:

He's brought them all on lol

Mackie was a change too far - Alfie as good as a man down. Hopefully big changes at half time.

I read this expecting to see comments from folk similarly worried about us f'cking around out there but it turned out to be full of monobrows nursing wee semis:

Couldn't see this posted already - apologies if it has: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/67939193

I think that's my 4th first blood in a row!? (Perhaps @Aim Here can confirm)

Aye: How Derek Draper fought long Covid for years after he caught it age 52 and was left in a coma and battling sepsis | Daily Mail Online #SeriousBusiness

I notice Draper's Wiki page and the Mirror state that he passed on the 3rd Kate Garraway's devastating 12 hour flight after Derek Draper suffered heart attack in Mexico - Mirror Online

@Aim Here brings a great deal to these threads - a very worthy win Amazed but delighted to have somehow stumbled into a top 10 placing myself. Thanks again @Miguel Sanchez

Folk who set the blower to Windscreen Demist when they actually want to heat the inside of the car

Bloke at work complaining about having to use his car for a visit to the Mother-in-Laws and his wife not sending him the petrol money

Costs more to means test prescriptions than having them free at point of delivery apparently.

I don't know our exact record, it's undoubtedly poor but I suspect it's no bad for a right diddy club, but the thread gives me a chance to mention that I've seen Falkirk beat Celtic at 5 (five) different grounds

This might've been posted already but I really can't be arsed looking, You're invited to work out which club he's referring to. (As an aside, and it's not unusual for these f'cktards, the flag's upside down)

I started reading back this thread from the beginning - I knew she'd always been a c'nt but I genuinely didn't know the half of it And I'm only up to about page 10

So aye - 'apparently' Michelle Mone & Dougie Barrowman don't have a joint account Just an offshore trust with at least £29m in it.

Criticising looks isn't the done thing, and rightly so, but I'm happy to make an exception for Mone - her online presence is very much about how she looks (even a post about Remembrance was accompanied by a 'glossy' picture of herself) and she dishes out advice on coping with life by looking good etc all the time (or at least she did before she fucked off for a couple of years) but she looks fucking rank there, and she's done it all to herself with our fucking money - botoxed to the max, lips Pete Burns would've pointed-and-laughed at - she looks fucking ridiculous I know she's thicker than a Boxing Day shite but surely to f'ck she knows that presenting yourself like a over-ripe barbie Doll while going for the sympathy vote is a bad move (or a bad look I suppose)

Anyone else being spammed by an "I can show you more" post featuring a picture of a lass with her arse in the air in every Twitter thread? It comes up even if I'm on my backup account at work so I'm fairly sure it's not influenced by my search history ()

She was on a celebrity version of The Apprentice many moons ago and I remember watching it at the time and being rather surprised at how utterly shite she was on it.

Expected this to have been posted already. Miller goal at around 1:01 3rd @ 2:10 (complete with comedy 'Oh my God' audio )

Long's distribution's better as well IMO