Iain

Has McAllister been a brilliant left back in hiding all along?

To be fair, he's obviously trying to knock it off the guy next to him and win a corner

Twelve easy points, Airdrie keeping us up single handedly. Cheers

Murphy wing back, Tomlinson right wing and McKenzie left wing. What can go wrong?

Back three?

Are we not allowed to name nine subs?

Hard to imagine there won't be some sort of accommodation for TV and other media requirements in the stand.

Oh I'm certain it's sincere, it just gives off accidental Partridge vibes throughout. I'm sure the plumbing is very professional!

Is this article satire? https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/ayrshire/ayr-united-chairman-david-smith-32447608 Contains multiple gems, like: “A guy like Charlie Johnston is a classic example. I just gave him a blank canvas and said off you go. He is so excited to show off his plumbing work and that’s what it’s all about.”

David Craig must be well into his 50s by now?

Someone owes us two hundred grand which makes up most of the increase in assets. Dipo instalments? Debts due are almost double a year ago. Building costs?

Expecting any manager to get consistent performances out of this squad, especially while it's riddled with injuries, is setting the bar too high. Just need to drag themselves over the line and consign this (another) season to the bin.

Didn't think it was that kind of program, though I guess it explains the post watershed timeslot

This thread is a brillant case study of the rapid descent into madness of a paranoid mind.

The winner at Hampden on our last visit was a lovely goal

Unless they're together?

Yeah, no, artificial pitches are a scourge in the professional game and should be kept for amateurs and children.

That penalty decision is bad enough that the referee must surely be demoted back to the pub leagues? Can't even figure out what he thought he saw.

Any sign of yesterday's highlights anywhere yet?

There's a couple of folk who seem to not have taken to Brown at all. I find it puzzling.

f**k this, having a party

Need to stay a bit phlegmatic about things today, long way to go whatever the result.

I see Steven Whittaker is apparently going to be an assistant coach for the Scotland u21s. Does he not have enough work to do for Ayr?