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Getting a letter from the bank to say I'm overdrawn because O2 decided to lift money out of my account the day before I got paid, made more annoying by the fact that I phoned them last month asking them to change it Is there something wrong with these people? I've a good mind to forward it on to them and tell them to pay it. Incompetent p***ks!

I'd normally put my vote in that direction also, but I have lost all faith in anything politicians do and intend to use my vote to register a "NO VOTE" as I don't believe there is a politician worthy of it. Don't get me wrong, I take my vote seriously, but the shenanigans of the last few weeks has shown them in their true light.

Just off enjoying the fabulous weather, mate, plus been busy at work. Good to be back though

Good luck with that then B)

Get a friggin' job then, freeloader!! Who do you think you are? An MP?

Morning Kilt. You're in a fabulous mood today. Working, I presume?

That's terrible, mate and I echo the sentiments of the other guys on here. Life, as you say, does suck

My computer's buggered as well, so I'm talking to you through the medium of the work's computer, which I shouldn't really be doing. Who's the good looking lady in your avatar?

It gets on my nipple ends when you can move it on to the actual film as well

Why do people insist on taking umbrellas out with them when there are high winds accompanying the swirling rain? The brollies are turned inside out or broken because of the windspeed, thus leading to the person stupid enough to take their umbrella out getting wet in the first place. I saw a woman on the way into work battling, that's right, battling with her umbrella as it persistently kept getting blown inside out and it must have taken her the best part of five minutes to get it right, before she braved it again, only to have it blow inside out within seconds. What is the point to that? An umbrella is used to shield you from the rain, but there's truly no point in having it if it's going to get blown about because of the winds and you end up getting wet anyway.

Yeah I didn't see that one coming. It was only when my other neighbour had said she had hacks sniffing about last week that it became clear what had been going on. I did wonder that he hadn't been seen for a while

...and now I can have my coffee. Morning capy

Morning capy. Chipper as always I'm working all day tomorrow, so I need that like a boot in the baws, but it balances out with it being a holiday weekend and I'm going out with my two mates on Sunday as one of them is getting married next week. Poor b*****d. Another good man down

about bloody time

That's my day ruined then You're mellowing in your old age

Most of them can't use that as an excuse any more. They must be in their 80's to qualify for that excuse B)

There's a poster campaign in there somewhere... Want to experience the atmosphere of a Scottish Cup semi final? Then support.... QUEEN'S PARK FC

Sweet Jesus!! My brain's fried now

Apologies to any vegetarians out there and forgive my ignorance. I know a couple of people who claim to be vegetarians and won't eat chicken, beef etc. You know the usual stuff. However they can eat fish, which is still, technically speaking, an animal. Unless someone can explain this to me, how can someone not eat meat, but still eat fish? Please educate me, if you can PS I'm not against vegetarians in any way, but they just seem fussy to me

Maybe it's just his time, dude

My PTTGOYN is we've not heard from capybara today. Everything must be ok in his world then. Damn goes my chance to chuckle at someone else's gripe

I know how you feel mate. My life sentence was reduced to six years, but I escaped after three and a half.

Tell her that then

Going for a few jars at lunchtime and remembering you have to go back to work