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Back at work today
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Having to avoid Sky Sports News because of their constant crowing over the England cricket team and their "wonderful" achievement of beating one country to win what looks like a fuckin salt shaker.
Stupid non sport
Cue knighthoods and open top bus rides. It's a fucking joke!!
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Cheer up mate. You could be as old as me! ...............
True
Only jesting, dude
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I'm a year older tomorrow...
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He'll have washed up outside the pub and figured that while he was there, he may as well stop in and harrass the landlady a bit. I'm sure he's fine and in his element as I type.
Or, of course, he's deliberately not come back after that post so everyone starts going "Oooh, I hope Kilt's alright. I'm really worried about him now". He'll just be annoyed it's taken until this time for anyone to notice.
Quite possibly. Do you think he'll have posted that last post on purpose?
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Aw, you wee chicken shit. "No, not me! I absolve myself of all blame! It was him, Guv, I never did nuffink!"
I was too polite to say it, in all honesty. I'm sure Nick's ok
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.............and will shag ANYTHING!
Your words. Not mine, sir
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Kilt's not been on since he posted that.
Wait, that's not good.
He's like a dog. He'll turn up when he's hungry
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Trying to watch a programme about Sir Bobby Robson that I taped to find that ITV4 in their wisdom replayed the whole England v West Germany World Cup Semi Final from Italia 90. I just want to see a tribute about him FFS!!
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My son is 17 today
I feel old
My brother's 20. I know how you feel
I'm 31 by the way
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Woah, your toaster's on fire.0
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I've now got a vision of you sitting at your computer as a big fire rages on behind you.
I got told off for laughing about fire safety earlier and I can assure you it's no laughing matter
However I got that mental image as well
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Bloody rubbish dreams again.
That person was in it, but she vanished quite quickly then I ended up playing on a golf course that David Beckham was doing a gig on. Incidentally, he has a brilliant voice.
I then watched the football. St Mirren beat the old firm (yes, both.. at the one time) 2-0 thanks to the Paisley punisher Billy Mehmet, I then ended up at my own gig, but I was playing a guitar solo on a snare drum. It was a Queen song.
Then I went to a party, but it ended up in a big fight because my friend got sent home from his football team (he doesn't actually play football) because his willy slipped out of his boxers in the dressing room.
These dreams are getting worse.
I wet the bed as a child and my father didn't love me. I need help
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S'not funny, ya pair of inconsiderate t*ssers...
I am ashamed!
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Hard lines!
I had a sneaky laugh at that myself. No offence, Kilt
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The World Pipe Band Championships at Glasgow Green tomorrow, which will make it hellish to get into the town tomorrow.
And the fact that it's called the WORLD Pipe Band Championships and it's held in Glasgow every friggin year!
Of course if I was from nearby Bridgeton, this would be a Reason To Be Cheerful.
I'll need to get a train now
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I can see Livi trying to get team america to help them if the sfa, uefa, fifa won't listen.
f**k yeah!
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Piss off. The SFA have NO jurisdiction over the SFL in terms of the SFL rules.
Tight vote though today - 16-10. Too close for my liking and shows there are still some numbskulls kicking about the clubs. It should have been 26-0.
Anyone know who the 10 clubs who voted to help Livi are?
Mostly Third Division clubs I would imagine that would prefer a decent crack at Division Three and not face competition as strong as Livingston
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i believe the term is i would shag a hole in my wall, or also i would shag the hole in a dolphins heed
How about "shagging a hole in a barber shop's floor" or "shagging a stab wound in a gorilla's back"?
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Is it possible to use the word cute and not sound like a creep?
So long as you're not saying the word and rubbing your crotch at the same time.
I've never been back in the Pet Shop since...
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I bet when you started this you never thought you'd get 100 replies never mind 10,000. Is this a P&B record??? Outstanding work Doc. You should be honoured in some way.. Perhaps a statue outside Almondvale of you wearing a white coat, with a stethoscope and a pie and bovril in hand... B)
Edited to add.. Not near the record.
What music you listening to in GN forum has 42,000 plus replies and there are anith2 who have 30,000 plus.. This ones a baby compared to them ..
I like your thinking, Ghostie, but I'd prefer a scarf and a stethoscope
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Please allow me the honour of the 10, 000th post?
I started this beast. I should get the honour
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Are you sure ??? Many pub leagues are run better than the SFL.
They've been making rules and punishments up on the hoof. They stated one week that Livi would be in the first then demoted them to the third three days before kick-off causing chaos and knowing that there would be an appeal.
Livi didn't just fail to turn up for the game, it was indicated to the SFL on the Friday that the appeal would mean we couldn't play the game so the SFL postponed it.
In the Hamilton case, AFAIR, the other team and the refereeing team turned up for the game and it was abandoned.
As far as I can recall, the club were not given any guarantees or promises they would compete in Division One. The assurances they were given were that they could continue to trade, but had to formulate a proper business plan for the meeting last week.
Show me where it says what you claim
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I am also led to believe that there is an expectation that all will not be finalised on Thursday. The pain may well be prolonged further still!
I hope not, because I think a lot of people are getting sick of the whole episode. As for a points deduction over failing to play East Stirling, I agree with 15 points, after all Hamilton were done for the same thing nearly ten years ago when they went on strike over their pay.
As I've said previously, I have great sympathy for the supporters of Livi because they are being put through the wringer, but they have to accept (and most of them have in fairness) that punishment must be dished out. It's unfortunate that those left behind have to carry the can for Massone's incompetence, but it's all happened under the name of Livingston FC and that's where the punishment must lie.
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Not really celebrations, more a case of sitting in the house playing Champ Manager and watching DVD's all day. I recommend "The Hangover" by the way. Cracking film