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Energy providers that charge you for what you might use in the months to come and judge that against your usage over the last year For example, I have a £71 debit from the last six months, but must pay £99 PER MONTH because of my projected usage. What happened to just paying for what you used? b*****ds!!

The Sound of the Underground. Not the Girls Aloud song. I've just been on the subway

The only thing I'm interested in is the preview of the Doctor Who Christmas Specials. I'm not interesting in seeing the crazy BBC newsreaders performing a song and dance routine or the folk that do the weather doing some kind of comedy skit.

I find my iTunes takes the liberty of deleting stuff when a new big update has been downloaded then installed, thus wiping my 700+ songs. Luckily I can retrieve them from the external drive and put them back on. But it's a pain in the tits when it happens

Are you sure it wasn't the local constabulary acting on an anonymous tip?

I appear to be feeling the cold more so I'm resorting to wearing jumpers and cardies, which is unusual for me. I've been told this happens to people of a certain age. I don't like this

At least Vectron's buggered off, by Vectron

Swine flu, sir?

I've got the dentist today and I'm not looking forward to it in the slightest. I'm getting a filling, which I hate the most. Taking a tooth out I can handle, but I hate fillings

I remember those days....

Royal Mail's strike...right after I've bought two tickets to go to Crystal Palace v Middlesbrough on Saturday week when I'm down in London. I'll need to phone Palace and find out what's going on as I leave on Wednesday

Tiredness

Really tired after a day of boozing yesterday (please note no hangover) and I'm working in two jobs today so I won't get to bed until at least midnight. I really am getting too old for this shit

Having my bank card swallowed the day before pay day with £25 still in your account, which would go a long way today. The bank Nazis cancelled my card on the 26th (Saturday) even though its expiration date is October. This Timelord is not a happy bunny

Having to leave a potentially cracking night out at 11pm because I'm working this morning. One of the girls in the pub I work was leaving so I was being Mr Sensible and only going down for a couple just to show face for a wee while. But the vibe was great and I was really starting to enjoy myself when people started heading into Glasgow, at which point I decided to call it a night. Gutted now, especially as I seen one of the girls just getting home at 6.30am as I was on the bus coming to work

I'm back at work today after two days off. I could have destroyed my alarm clock this morning

The fact I have nothing to moan about this morning. I'm dead inside...

I don't know what's worse about that. Working in Clinton Cards or working in Falkirk

There aren't enough "Reasons To Be Cheerful" today The thread's moved on to the second page of GN now

FNARR! FNARR!

You as well? Leicester done me out of £220 last night. I don't mind if a coupon goes tits up completely, but if one result does you, then that gets on my nerves

The new capybara...?

Now that the Livi issue has been resolved, as in they are finally accepting their fate, what say I close this bad boy down once and for all? I created the beast and I (along with the mods) have the power to kill it

It's pissing down outside. That's all

Back at work today after four days off with a virus. Then I'm working in the pub tonight. It's going to be a tiring one today