Seriously I was half asleep and hears some bird screaming down the phone then him scream back shut up you son of a c**t I knock your teeth out.
All this when I'm trying to sleep.
People at work who make sarcastic comments when Im finished or there isnt a job for me and when Im working along ignoring everything other than the job in hand I turn round to face 5 office staff laughing at me.
Funny c***s.