Miguel Sanchez

If you're not cheating you're not trying.

Our elected officials being horny online is the most relatable thing I've seen from one of them in a while.

Didn't I read somewhere that Newton Heath were back? In fact I'm pretty sure I've read that multiple times this season.

Oh dear.

Also "Britain" apparently isn't Great and doesn't include the North Irish. Someone tell them. Unlucky lads.

I think that's Christopher Nolan on the left.

I did not know this and it seems a bit tinpot to me. Not that I want VAR to exist or proliferate its way through the game any more than it already has, but only having twelve screens for this with one effectively touring the country each season seems cheap.

Oh! Not even in the opening titles, Danny Trejo! (I realise this could be from literally anything he's ever been in, just take my word for it)

Miles Dyson from Terminator 2 is in The X-Files: (Special Guest Star billing, not just Also Starring) Also Starring in this episode is Dr. Miller from Scrubs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fmmFO3uf90 It won't embed, but here's a news report on Buc-ee's bathrooms.

What is an Assistant Food Service Manager at a car wash?

The NHL games were a formative part of my youth for a few reasons. One of them was the music. Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World in 2003 remains the high point, but from 06/07 you have Fall Out Boy, Billy Talent, Cute is What We Aim For, Inkwell, Pilate, lots of bands and music that either formed part of my taste in music or heavily influenced it. I've been playing NHL 24 and the soundtrack is ghastly. You can literally chart the decline of music purely by the Fall Out Boy song that features on it compared to Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued. The best song on it is a rap/rock mixture by a black guy from Georgia who grew up listening to My Chemical Romance, and I'm not kidding. Anyway, this is the worst thing on it: And the sooner modern music stops being made by pubeless wonders who sing about nothing but therapy and serotonin, the better.

Oh okay, it's LSD. Explains a lot.

I can't believe I'm going to ask this, but how much effort did they put into designing aliens in Star Trek? Aye give her an extra flap above her ear, that'll make her look weird. An extra nose, that'll do. Absolutely no other changes at all, but weird enough. And don't get me started on whatever Worf is

The T-1000 from Terminator 2 is in The X-Files:

A new docuseries about Manchester City's Treble-winning season aims to show the players as relatable characters Uh-huh.

In 1974, the first and only girl in Scotland to be named "Macarena" was born. Bet she had fun when the song came out.

The T-1000 from Terminator 2 is in The X-Files:

The Dolmio advert with the guy who puts paprika in it. I could write an essay on why this is a bad advert but, ultimately, it's an advert for sauce which shows a guy adding something to it to make it taste better. Why wouldn't you just make your own dinner if you're doing that?

I actually clicked and read it through my fingers and I think the "he doesn't know what a hate crime is" explanation is correct: McCoist reckons the new laws are unenforceable - and that's exactly what the POLICE themselves think. He said: "That's exactly what the police think about it. "The police spokesperson has come out and more and less said that. "He obviously can't because he'll get himself in trouble. "He has implied it, everybody with two brain cells in their head knows it's madness, crazy. "There is nobody in our country who thinks that is a good idea, who I have spoken to." Of course, no suggestion that anyone asked him how he's going to be breaching it, or what qualifies as a breach of it, or what crowds of Rangers fans could possibly do which might be considered distasteful, or literally anything of any detail or substance about the subject at all.

I'm enjoying these. They're a shade of red that's the sort of blatantly artificial colour you need for this level of heat.

The best part is if you google "build my gallows" it says it's a song by Glasgow Rangers. Another layer of irrelevance.

I do enjoy going to watch my football team and singing... er, whatever this is.