Miguel Sanchez

And you were around to see that war won. No wonder you voted correctly.

They need us more than we need them. We need to start telling Brussels what to do rather than the other way around. Who won the fucking war again?

How thick do you have to be to be one of these people? Say six months after a holiday you get one of these quacks phoning you up asking about your holiday, and telling you if you say it was shit you can get some money. Do they not think companies will ask why they waited months to complain, after any medical proof of illness or of the state of the destination would be long gone? Do they not remember posting on social media about enjoying the holiday, and making no mention of food poisoning? Whenever someone posts one of these stories in here I'm torn between whether greed or stupidity is a bigger reason for people being sued, and I still can't decide.

Might add a new element to my update posts, in a Limmy-style GOODRANGERSMAN or GOODSELLICKMAN:

How much do tickets for Kelvingrove Bandstand gigs usually go for? The National are playing this year but unless I'm being really dense I can't find prices anywhere.

I'm one of those men women read about in their magazines.

True. Could have 24 right answers and 50 variations of... er, however you spell/say it.

Lorna Johnston, is that you?

Tried it. Still seemed unconvinced. And while I'm here The question was famous alumnus of whichever college they came from. Here are two options. Take a guess at what the answer to each is, then consider which would be the more popular answer: "One half of a double act with Sue Perkins (MG)" "Romantic poet described as 'mad, bad and dangerous to know'" (LB) Are you really going to tell me that the sort of gonks they ask these questions of for this purpose would be more likely to name Byron than the other half of Mel and fucking Sue? Because that's what happened.

He's written books! Actual published books! About concrete!

It's what I imagine the Dundonian version of Castlemilk or Drumchapel would be called if it ever expanded enough to need to build entirely new towns. After googling it I'm still not sure it's real.

Use more lube next time

Trying to explain the concept of the programme Pointless to Maw Sanchez "So you pick the wrong answer?" f**k off

Can your wife actually do anything besides annoy you?

and in response to this, not my fault you're all a bunch of uncultured slobs