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I started to do that but CBA. Thank you.

Probably - cuntos in the capital looking after their own whilst us in the sticks suffer.

Like that was a surprise to the stalker.

That’s the first bit of good news I’ve heard. Going to this. Never been to the new Tynecastle. The old one was my favourite away ground, hope you’ve not fucked it. We need to somehow shitfest a no score draw.

We are where we are. Actually won’t bother me that much if we go down. We’ve been through it before, let’s face it. It’s far to early to be slagging Jim Mac. He’s inherited 2 managers, quite frankly fucking dreadful, signings. His first transfer window is this January, which we all know is an absolute mare, with a small war chest. Look at yesterday, the great hope of the NcCann era, Deacon - how dreadful was he? Innes - fucking pish. Christ we could go on and on. I’ll give him a bit more time.

Whilst there are a few things conspiring against Deacon, not match fit, recovering from injury, lack of confidence etc he has shown f**k all in a year and a half to suggest he’s good enough. If we are reliant on him we’re fucked. Loan him out to arseend of the world united and be done I say. Centre mid, central defence and rb being the priorities.

Being honest I thought Queens looked pretty decent and I’d love to have Dobie in our team. The guy’s a class act. However whilst I thought Queens were by far the better team in the first half I thought we definitely shaded the second. There was about 20 minutes when Queens couldn’t get out of their own half. If it was a boxing match Queens would have won on points with a split decision. On the evidence of this match you guys are the dark horses for promotion. Nicky Low has lost a fair bit of weight in Ireland. He was a podgy wee fucker when he played for us. Good luck to you anyway, I like QotS.

No idea. We were warned though. I suspect nobody has ever seen Martin Woods and Tom Hateley in the same room. I’m being irrational but I’m beginning to fucking hate him. He’s everting I detest in a footballer.

Any idea who they are?

And what’s the script with Kamara? Are we not playing him so he’s not cup tied for those weagie c***s? Cough up or f**k off.

I thought he won more balls in the air and had a better touch than Kallman, who has the touch of an elephant. Tricky one for Jimbo though because we are all going to want Nelson starting and Curran’s his mate.

Cammy definitely over committed but there were others involved in the pantomime too.

I thought the keeper did ok, promising enough. I really liked C Curran to be honest. As the RC fans said he really put himself about. An improvement on Kallman. I’m beginning to really hate Woods. Another Tom Hateley. McGowan and him in the middle is pish. Deacon was pish. I hate to play right back behind Jessie Curran, he’s a shite the bed 1 trick pony. Nelson looked pacy, agreesive and sharp. Dales - didn’t see enough to be massively impressed but he was certainly more effective than Deacon. Innes is a bomb scare. Dobie is a good footballer and overall Queens are pretty good.

It’s 10/1 on Nicky Low lasting 45 minutes - in my opinion not worth a punt at those short odds.

b*****ds.