Suspect Device

Doesn't matter how fit you are, when you're in a motorbike accident you've generally got no chance.

Liked the April fool from Killie.

If we can play that poorly but still win in all the remaing games, that will be fine thanks.

Not A damn chance of me knowing anything about Crossroads.

Liz Truss: should Catholics be happy with the UK's new Prime Minister? - Catholic Herald But she knows that it pays to keep on the (Christian) right side of her American audience. Fucking charlatan.

Just received my grade for my essay on Film and Visual Culture (The Battle of Algiers). 91%. To say I'm happy is a massive understatement. This calls for a few beers in celebration tonight.

@carpetmonster wins post of the year and its only March.

Looking forward to the pub before and after this game. The game itself? Not so much. Edit: Might depend what the pie of the month is.

That's what happens when you scrape the bottom of the barrel so much you reach the ninth level of hell.

I hate them all. Including Aberdeen. Especially Aberdeen. They are the team to have caused most of my pain following football.

Just finished my 2,500 word essay on political corruption. Only mentioned Michelle Mone once. Not due until tomorrow. What a swot.

Thanks a fucking bunch.

I'd take a draw but ffs we really need to get some kind of win. And VAR can f**k off please.

It's that time of year again for me to moan about the line up being shit. Maybe it is getting worse every year or maybe I'm getting older every year. Or maybe both. Anyway, it's shit.

When and if they need it.

Fair enough.

What the f**k do I know? It's a funny old game.

New sign for Pittodrie.

I can always rely on you to cheer me up.

Those are absolutely mental odds. Tempted to put money on Killie myself*. Can't see anything other than an away win. On the plus side.........erm........nope there is no plus side. *OK, not really.

Aberdeen FC - Season Ticket FAQs (afc.co.uk) I'm really surprised that these aren't on the list of FAQs. Q. Can I get a full refund if you employ that c**t Neil Lennon as manager? Q. Can I get partial refund if we're playing in the diddy league?

Is he not leaving to found his own media group? Working title is The Wootton Klan

I think you might mean a more comfortable away win. We weren't winning no matter who the corrupt/incompetent* officials are. *delete as appropriate.