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I take it everybody else is just ignoring our dear leader's daily proclamations these days?

The wife's getting her 2nd jab this afternoon. Perfect timing for us to fly to Rhodes from Glasgow on 26th June. Neither me or her need to get tested because Greece are happy to accept the vaccination certificate. The testing is a pain to get organised. The bairn needs a test before we go, we need 3 lateral flow tests to get the return flight and if it stays at amber, we need 2 tests (day 2 and day 8 ) when we get back.

The goalies kit is absolutely boggin.

McInnes designed it?

More unhappy to have Brown in the strip than blue/black. Boom boom.

Never trust a hippy. Or maybe you're a druid.

Given that they've already vaccinated 53.6% of the adult population and are 2nd dosing about 300-400k a day, the date wasn't far off.

I do like a Scotch egg. And Scottish eggs. Joking apart, we should all be buying produce from as close to home as we can. I would prefer to buy anything that's produced locally if possible.

I think Pat needs to look a bit harder.

A pessimist is never disappointed. Good way to be when following Scotland.

You seem to be the only fisherman here. Fishing for red dots for some reason.

Out of his arse?

Just wait until you get a bitty older. You seethe at everything. Folk who drop litter, folk putting their feet up on bus seats, anybody pronouncing the word definAtely, short-arsed policemen that look like they should be at school, bin collection times, potholes, billboards etc etc etc. I'm 53. Permantly seething.

I'd be more than happy to have no old firm fans visit. Ever again.

Stuart Baxter?

This has honestly never happened to me. Not even a taxi driver who were meant to be the worst for it.

My mate John. Ironically his 2nd name is Scotland.