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  1. Ric

    Ric

    I wish I could tell jokes, but I always punch up the fųck line...

    1. Homer Thompson

      Homer Thompson

      ... timing

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  2. Ric

    Ric

    I wish I could tell jokes, but I always punch up the fųck line...

    1. Homer Thompson

      Homer Thompson

      You know what the secret to good comedy is?

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  3. Ric

    Ric

    A friend has been sacked from being a lollipop man for stealing. I didn't believe it but once I saw his house all the signs were there...

    1. Homer Thompson

      Homer Thompson

      What happened - did you swallow a joke book? :P

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  4. Ric

    Ric

    I bought my young nephew a jigsaw for his birthday recently. Imagine my surprise to find out he had plugged it in and cut all his fingers off...

    1. Homer Thompson

      Homer Thompson

      Boooo!

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  5. doonhamer1967

    Queen of the South FC - Official Website: http://t.co/Swlfbeo via @AddThisNew director joins Queens!

    1. Homer Thompson

      Homer Thompson

      Nice :)

  6. doonhamer1967

    Queens boss Kenny Brannigan lifts the lid on club strife - Dumfries and Galloway Standard http://t.co/aR57Imo WHAT A MESS!!

    1. Homer Thompson

      Homer Thompson

      Now denied on the OS

  7. jamamafegan

    FS, how long until pie and bovril becomes facebook?? All we're missing is a like button!

    1. Homer Thompson

      Homer Thompson

      likes this

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