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I wish I could tell jokes, but I always punch up the fųck line...
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You know what the secret to good comedy is?
A friend has been sacked from being a lollipop man for stealing. I didn't believe it but once I saw his house all the signs were there...
What happened - did you swallow a joke book?
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I bought my young nephew a jigsaw for his birthday recently. Imagine my surprise to find out he had plugged it in and cut all his fingers off...
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Queen of the South FC - Official Website: http://t.co/Swlfbeo via @AddThisNew director joins Queens!
Queens boss Kenny Brannigan lifts the lid on club strife - Dumfries and Galloway Standard http://t.co/aR57Imo WHAT A MESS!!
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FS, how long until pie and bovril becomes facebook?? All we're missing is a like button!