Bonksy+HisChristianParade

Luncarty can move out of the relegation zone with a win over Inverkeithing this weekend.

Was away to say that the released Nike kits have been far better than Adidas until these monstrosities appeared.

2-0. Watched a bit of this and Scotland have been excellent tbf. Doig has looked really good down the left.

Glaswegians are absolutely obsessed with other Scottish people’s accents. Constantly hear them going on about ‘Glasgow Uni’ accents, or ‘Teuchter’ accents. If you don’t have a very working class Glasgow accent then you’re not a true Scottish person to them and you’ll be met with some tired Limmy patter. Especially funny when it comes from some Hutchy-educated guy who grew up in a huge detached house in Pollokshields, yet desperately puts on a thicker accent. On the sectarian point, agreed it’s noticeably different on the east of Scotland v the west.

Alert Mongoose definitely has posters blue tacked onto his wall ripped out of ‘Nuts’ magazine.

That all the Serie A teams out aye?

Imagine going from such a personable manager like Mr Warnock, to a cretinous little w****r like Neil Lennon. I can hate Aberdeen again.

Two massive games for Luncarty next - Crossgates and Kinnoull. Get six points there and they’re in with a chance of staying up.

At what point has anyone ever said he’s the best 9 of all time because he’s scored some tap ins? Stop misquoting.

I initially thought it was Dier at first on the highlights as well. I think it’s the new trim. Top scorer in both the Champions League and the Bundesliga this season. Shite player right enough.

12,335 people have voted for a man that wears a fedora.

A win on Saturday whilst Kilmarnock take care of Dundee leaves us only two points behind the Dens Galacticos, setting up a blockbuster clash at McDiarmid. The natural order will be restored on the 30th March.

The only people I feel sorry for in this whole debacle are the poor kids for having the misfortune to be raised by such fucking idiots.

Mr Warnock has managed significantly better players than Miovski throughout his career. There’s no shame in losing to St Johnstone Football Club, at the end of the day.

‘The Gym’ actually, which is arguably worse. Has everything I need though and the opening hours suit me.

Saw this advertised heavily, hundreds of facebook maws in the comments going ‘shall we take the kids on Sunday Sharon, looks amazeballs?’. I have little sympathy.

There’s free ‘yanga water’ in the gym just now which some suckers are paying top dollar for (£2 extra pcm), yet I’m here living the high life at no extra charge.

You’d be better off with Matty in the squad over half these chumps and give the media role to Ali Crawford or something.

Hopefully not. Aren’t they basically Jeanfield?

Here’s a few examples of smaller stadiums I’d like to draw inspiration from: Firstly Randers Stadion with a capacity around the 10k mark: Studenternas IP, again around 10k: Linkoping arena, approx 7.5k: Estadio Municipal de Pasarón, around 12k so probs a bit big but could be adapted to our needs: OmaSP Stadion, capacity of approx 6k:

Was your old man @8MileBU?

Pints in the airport is fucking brilliant. Anyone who says otherwise is a very suspicious person imo.

They’re excitable because they might finish above us for the first time in 15 (?) seasons. Understandable.

Went to Toby Carvery tonight for the first time in years. £9.49. What a place, the decline of the humble Toby Carvery is one of the true tragedies of modern Britain.

Banter page lads demanding to know why we didn’t keep Scott Brown - a man who has played the majority of his career at Peterhead. Sometimes it’s hard to tell when they’re being serious.