Bonksy+HisChristianParade

Wee dehumidifier helps them along nicely too.

Pepsi Max - close the topic.

Should be a good game, I’d be going if I wasn’t attending the Scotland match. Hopefully Luncarty come out on top, don’t really know many of the Kinnoull players but they seem to be a decent unit this season.

‘Harry Kane licks the windows on the bus’.

Is there any way that the Tartan Army morons can stop singing that Harry Kane song? An absolute minter.

See those houses next to the Glover Arms - think they might be Barratt? How shite do they look all absolutely crammed in next to each other.

Don’t worry everyone - two succulent tickets have been sourced.

If anyone is selling a couple of tickets together for this give me a shout

An excellent wind up that we would’ve gotten away with, however you’re simply too intelligent!

I see Marshmallo’s profile has been updated by some absolute banter merchant of a moderator!!!!!!

I don’t support St Mirren, but good one nonetheless

Stick to what you’re good at in future - posting Kenneths and that.

Absolute state of a post. 1. It’s ‘bigoted’. 2. I don’t think anyone’s ‘financial business model’ relies on it. In St Johnstone’s case it probably pays for an extra player’s wages for the year. Maybe even two. It’s the kind of business model that’s enabled us to win more trophies in the last decade than many bigger clubs. 3. Ideally this wouldn’t be the case, and the ground would be filled with Saints fans. Hearts have been able to do this. St Mirren have a smaller ground and for this particular game were able to get more fans through the gates - will be interesting to see if this is the case in future games between the pair. 4. I’ve no idea how this makes anyone a ‘horrible bigoted c**t’ - absolutely bizarre comment tbh. At clubs like Saints, Livi etc. the boards have to make difficult decisions to get the balance right between maximising revenue and keeping the home fans happy. If we only gave the Old Firm fans one stand, I don’t think it would make much difference to the number of home fans in attendance. I’d personally prefer we locked them all out, but I can understand the club are trying to compete at the highest level. A large part of the reason we are where we are is good financial management.

Marty Byrde certainly found that out in Ozark.

WELLL YOU JUST KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN

I had a good chuckle when you wanted another poster ‘red dotted within an inch of his life’ - whatever the f**k that means - for being against David Goodwillie playing in the SPFL. Some man you are.

There’s plenty of folk who will read the forum who will have been upset by it. Whether or not you want a reaction is irrelevant tbh. The only reason you’re raising these points about dots is that they upset some of the GN WhatsApp group. And they must be defended at all costs (e.g. the NTP incident).

I fully agree, you can’t. And yet some people are bothered about the Queen dying and there’s you calling them mental & various other insults. It’s the hypocrisy for me. You’re perfectly happy to abuse others when it suits you. As are plenty of the other folk greeting about dots - and there they are coming out with the constant ‘virgin’ patter etc. As I’ve said before, the best thing to do would be to get rid of the reputation system.

I think making sure you’re not in a dotting deficit is pretty important - the ratio should be at least 2:1 of ‘Charles’ given out to reds. In saying that, I think the reputation system should be binned. I can’t say I understand the concept of middle aged men getting upset about coloured circles on an anonymous football messageboard, however that is the sad reality we live in on The Forum. If disposing of ‘greenies’ and reds would create a more harmonious space for us all to bond (balding middle aged men & young stallions alike) then I’m all for it.

Another middle aged man absolutely broken by red circles on an Internet forum.

Do you not care about my mental health.

So because someone hasn’t posted about their struggles across a public forum, that gives you carte blanche to spend large periods of your time conducting ‘dotting’ campaigns and trawling through the social media accounts of other posters (as in the Tony thread)? You’re a father of kids, supposedly. Grow up.

8, in fact.

I deal in facts, Brother Blades.