Many moons ago me and my mate pilfered a large Toucan (not a real one) from outside O'Neills in Hamilton
Not so much stealing, more salvaging but one morning I woke up hungover and realised I dragged a five foot decorative mirror that used to be on the wall in the pub round from my flat. The pub closed so I doubt anyone wanted it but ended up leaving it propped up against a wall under the cover of darkness rather than drag it back