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  1. Mark Knopfler
    Rishi Sunak looks like Pedro Caixinha.
  2. Mark Knopfler
    Miroslav Klose has been superb all season.
  3. Mark Knopfler
    Boris wants to pocket Putin's stash of gold.
  4. Mark Knopfler
    It is now impossible.
  5. Mark Knopfler
    Kris Commons to start.
  6. Mark Knopfler
    My lecturer took someones teeth out and made toes grow where the teeth used to be.
  7. Mark Knopfler
    Not with my fingers anyway.
  8. Mark Knopfler
    That book is arse.
  9. Mark Knopfler
    I have been studying to be a dentist and hate other people's teeth. What is wrong with them?
  10. Mark Knopfler
    How do you look after your physique? I like to take an ice bath.
  11. Mark Knopfler
    Ukraine are currently fighting for their independence. Scotland couldn't even be arsed voting for it.
  12. Mark Knopfler
    Antarctica has one of the lowest housefire rates in the world, because the majority of houses are actually made out of ice.
  13. Mark Knopfler
    You all must be unemployed. Shame.
  14. Mark Knopfler
    Football would be a lot more exciting if the fixtures were not released to the public and fans had to find where their team is playing themselves.
  15. Mark Knopfler
    It's said that no one ever asks this question, so I am going to ask it. Are YOU happy?
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