Sweet Pete

Hope we give Gallagher Lennon the armband and do the huddle before the game.

I was down the stadium today. The groundsman says the pitch is solid and he needs the temp to rise.

Tough game for Dumbarton tomorrow. Football.

Correct. He's always happy to chat and banter back and forth.

Bloody hell, auld yin! The poor soul who does the twitter is just trying to create some engagement. Looks a decent signing this lad. Fingers crossed.

I agree with kenrobellend. How can players eat doughnuts when there's civil war in Yemen? Disgraceful. Sack the board. I'm embarrassed to be a Dumbarton fan tonight. RIP Harambe

Thanks for the clarification. Yes those stats aren't the home run they think they are in that case.

Pardon my ignorance, but what's the difference between distance and "hi distance"?

*Please, all breweries, continue to send us stuff

True. On all points.

The "dressing room unrest" at the end of last season was absolutely true. Confirmed to me by a player at regular intervals throughout last season. If Hitler and Mick Kennedy were chained in front of me and I had a rifle with two rounds: I'd shoot Kennedy twice.

It fucking does taste like brown sauce. Brown sauce that's sat in flat, generic brown ale. Fucking diarrhea juice. Thank f**k the brewery gave me it for free as I'd be raging if I'd paid for it.

I personally disliked Gerry McCabe and Paul Martin more, but Farrell definitely has a combative style towards the support at times which isn't helpful. I'd echo The Moonster's comment about it feeling like the season is winding down now. Like the wheels have come off and we'll just plod through the rest of the matches, going through the motions for 3 months to a top five finish.

We were absolutely chronic today. Team selection was all wrong and in the first half the players looked like they had no idea what they were supposed to be doing. We only started to play from around midway through the second half. Tony Wallace was a bright spark when he came on with plenty of good forward passes and he injected some life into Shiels and the strikers, but it was too little, too late. Defensively we were all over the shop and Broun is a clear weak link, he is not ready for this level at the moment and throwing him in at the deep end may stunt his development as well as costing us goals. A poor game for large parts generally, but we were particularly poor. You can't wait until 70 minutes and trailing to try and get started.

Kilmarnock's relegation season is a great, painful and recent advert for what happens to a team who run with a goalkeeper who's not good enough.

Me. And Clarko. And our mates.

Let's not start a baseless conspiracy theory.

Merry Christmas folks

It does. Though they only have one terminal for the whole place and shite WiFi.

If it goes ahead the weather will be a great leveller. It'll be a slobberknocker.

It's absolutely chucking it down in lush and leafy G83 about 5 miles from Alcatraz.

That sounds like something a stinky poo face would say

Absolutely fantastic. I mean, Booooo! He'll no dae. Sack the board.

Well I tell you what, I'm a Trust member. I'll put my name forward when the time comes, or now if that's available.

Two can play at exaggeration. You say there's no engagement with fans anymore. I've done a lot of work for the club and seen the effort that a handful of people put in to keeping the lights on each day. And the club routinely contact fans with new products, schemes, ideas etc. The club is completely approachable. I, too, feel pissed off by the property speculators and ghosts at ownership/shareholder/boardroom level, but that doesn't mean that every time someone gets a burnt pie it's a symptom of the club being rotten to the core. I challenge you to wander down to the Rock and offer to clean seats, mop changing rooms, paint walls, empty bins etc. you'll find friendly people who are delighted to have someone pitch in and help them with the almost herculean task of running the place. Try and remember that Hosie/Henning/Alan Martin/Whoever are not DFC. They're just suited wankers, they're not the club. Pick the right target.