I was speaking to the student across the landing. She was saying that she's had to report a thief to the police because someone keeps stealing her pants from the washing line.
I nearly shat her pants when she told me.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3545374/Blonde-neo-Nazi-sisters-forefront-race-hate-campaign-one-served-time-throwing-bacon-mosque.html
Paisley Neo-Nazis are apparently a thing.