Dr Koop

It'll probably include Israel, so why not?

The ugliness of corporate sport, though. What's not to love?

The tendency to monopoly will eat the domestics leagues. If the ESL kicks off and is a success, I'll bet it won't want any of its teams - apart from the ones they shitcan ever year - playing in domestic leagues when those teams can be playing in another painfully contrived ESL competition.

It's amazing how quickly you can go off someone.

I think the latest legal ruling against the blazerati at FIFA and UEFA might have a bearing on that. They're happy to nark about free trade when it suits them in Parliament.

Ted Ross has spoken. Hang on to your Calamine lotion.

I would say so. Not one for the people who yelled, "Where're my Battlestar Galactica parts II, III and IV?"

Some netizen probably.

Been running to stand still for a few weeks. A win today could do morale a lot of good and set the cat among the pigeons with league position. Three points please, lads.

Complaining about shit.

Choose carefully. One of them might be Dougie Imrie.

Nope, not that one.

There's a very talented and accomplished assistant at Thistle who's well overdue a return to the big chair. Only thing to look out for is the glassy stare when he gets out of his depth - like the eight-year-old who says "I don't know" after you ask him why he's poured a bottle of Pepsi over your '65 Mustang.

Wid.

V Nandakumar, communications director at Lulu Group, said the company was fully aligned with the vision of “moving away from single-use plastic bags” throughout its stores and online shopping.

Aye, but you can't deny there was a paradigm shift when the change happened.

Morton team trains for Tuesday's encounter with a far better-looking football team and a manager who has conquered his vices. (Checks script.) Home win please.

Not really, Grant. Just enjoying a bit of payback for the cup game.

Sharon Freud?

Thank you very much. Onwards.

Goodness me.

Three points for the away team, please.

Suddenly I am reminded of a particularly honking performance away to Stenny in the summer of 2000. A bad way to start a memorable season.

Yes, that lovable, sexy, fair-haired rogue who never seems to bother with common decency and the law's not for him either, it seems.