Benjamin_Nevis

Nope, shite sock puppet accounts can chip in as well

Republican speak for "yes, but fucked if I'm admitting it" Gender Criticals and conservatives in general are absolutely AFTW

This is the trolling equivalent of yer da trying to moonwalk at a wedding. Bennett just does this stuff better.

They're a total joke outfit. Brighton played them off the park there and would have won by 2 or 3, without 'Arry and some ludicrous officiating/VAR.

Personally I still can't process that Lampard got the Chelsea job again. Astonishing. Hopefully Real stick 5 past them in each leg.

I hope nae c**t posts an ampersand. Absolute chaos.

"Offensive"

DeRoidbeau +6 and looking like missing the cut. A good time to remember this clown thought it was a "Par 67" for him not long ago

Fond memories of his "I jUsT wAnT a pRoPeR dEbATe" before doing the total opposite, losing it completely and getting binned

A Frank Lampard-managed side is about to play Real Madrid. They're going to be thoroughly rinsed and finish about 12th in the league

Shoplifting thicko Richard Madeley cut off Gavin Williamson for refusing to answer questions as well.

Nope, you were binned for blatant homophobia.

Quoting the Daily Express as a legit source is a joke even for that howling old daftie

*Chef's Kiss* x3 I wonder if his various bottle jobs have contributed to him being such an utterly bitter man. Ten years before his Masters collapse, he similarly shat it in every major in the 86 season bar The Open which he managed to win. He shot 75 to go from leading the US Open to finishing 12th on the last day, took a 5 from the middle of the last at Augusta to lose to Nicklaus and hilariously shot 76 at the USPGA. Obvs everyone remembers that for Bob Tway holing out but forgets Norman's fucking awful last round. Larry Mize of course did the same in the 87 Masters. However The 96 Masters was truly the bottle job to end all bottle jobs. I actually wanted him to win back then because nobody liked Faldo but Norman just completely and visibly wilted against him. I'm he missed at least five putts from inside 6 feet.

Has Willie Collum got a gig as a Judge? Absolutely smacks of a total LOOK AT ME decision

The Alba Das and Genital Inspectors are more desperate than the Yoons for a crime to have been committed. A bunch of absolute fucking weirdos seriously requiring hard drive checks.

This has certainly brought out the moonhowling Alba Das. Holy shit.

Ah, another shite sock puppet account. What an utterly risible existence.

It's quite interesting that various football pundits/commentators have totally dialled down the CHEATING DIVING FOREIGNERS chat now that it's absolutely endemic with England's players now. "All he's trying to do is get his team an advantage" seemed to be the gist of Kane's ludicrous acting.

Spurs

Just hold onto that wee memory as your shite club plummets hopefully towards the Lowland League

Arbroath are certainly safe imo. Hamilton look like a League 2 team playing in the wrong division and Cove are in absolute freefall. Plus I am fairly sure both of them have to visit Gayfield yet. Unless Arbroath mystifyingly punt Campbell and replace him with Jim McIntyre for a laugh, they'll easily finish above those two.

FTFY

I hope this season isn't the start of some cataclysmic Brechin-esque tumble down to Lowland League for Accies. That would be fucking awful