mozam76

I’d like to think that in some parallel universe, where money hasn’t absolutely destroyed any semblance of competition and rotted average footballers minds, Mark Robins is the manager of Manchester United. He’s a legend of the club, he’s a clever manager, and a thoroughly likeable guy. Instead, the place is a haven for vultures in the board and dressing rooms. Genuinely gutted that Coventry lost today, and raging that United won.

I’m pretty sure he was the ref in Cyprus when he added on 15 minutes extra time allowing us the opportunity to win 3-2. Worst grass pitch I’ve ever seen.

Emily Pennink, Old Bailey court correspondent for the Press Association, can sleep easy tonight. Her job is safe.

So deferred then?

Referred to who?

The term "law "firm" is doing a spectacular amount of heavy lifting here.

I’m no great lover of Real Madrid, but that result has thrilled me greatly. f**k Pep, f**k the petroclubs and f**k (most of all) Manchester City.

He was bristling at Luke Shanleys first question, and dug himself a bigger hole with each answer.

I’ve been impressed, to a degree, with Clement up to now, but pre and post this game he’s been a rambling mess.

Dundee - Rangers -

It depends entirely on what “job” you’re talking about. He more than deserved every plaudit he got, as a football manager in charge of on pitch matters, before this season.

He'll have most likely been advised by his solicitor to do nothing of the sort.

That's not true.

Yet in your post this morning you wanted something from the club? Or from Ward?

Leeds, Southampton and Leicester are the three teams who would probably have designs on staying in the league should they get promoted. The other teams in contention are the very definition of yo-yo.

I’m not sure I’ve seen many better perfect hat tricks.

He’d have to get passed Jordan Henderson and Kalvin Phillips first.

That is a lovely goal.

FTFY

An absolutely glorious player.

I'm not a betting man but I'd bet good money that the club won't see half of that money.

How it made it past the YouTube equivalent of the cutting room floor is beyond me. “Corrupt SD card” should’ve been the order of the day (which would have deprived us of the hilarity I suppose).

Listening to Simon Jordan is your big mistake there. His opinions on Scottish football at whatever level, whether positive or negative, are binworthy.