Ranaldo Bairn

Whatever you do don't read John Meffen's Falkirk historian blog...

Och I know that. Just mucking about.

Corrected.

Motherwell never went. Airdrie did, and new people bought Clydebank before moving them and changing the name. Rangers died. This outfit is a new club who bought the right to call themselves Rangers and began life in 2012.

It's at times like these, when the shallowness of the pond in which we are fishing becomes apparent, that the true horror of relegation becomes clear.

Was he not abysmal in the championship with Dumbarton?

Absolute tragedy of it all is that he's probably from Ayrshire.

Hasn't gone to cup runners up for Europe for several years now.

That would be no problem at all if he'd had the courage of his convictions in the run up to, and course of, the play offs. All "oooh I'm pure shiting it, mammy daddy" until they stay up, and then he decides to get tore in, a full 2 (two) weeks after we were relegated. Absolute shitebag behaviour.

He's moved onto laughing emojis now, with double helpings of out of date mince.

Gosh, you are a brave wee soldier.

Aye but they don't count because Juniors.

LIFE On Netflix. Real couple of A list stars in this, but nobody really gets to show their acting chops much. Enjoyed it well enough though. It's about a sample of alien life on a space ship. You can probably guess how it goes. Clue: 1979 movie called A***n.

The Co-Co.

Yes, although it's more sort of psychological fear rather than actual attacks.