Hampden Diehard

Is it not the case that the age limit is only for the Old Firm?

Correct! The only ones in tears every week are the Morton fans whining that their "industrial" football is not seen as equivalent to Brazil 1970. They should just be happy that it's producing results rather than slating anyone who criticises it. I would have no problem in us playing like them if we were racking up the points.

Putting myself in the firing line - I used to go to Shawfield sometimes back in the day when QP weren't playing, and was quite shocked at the abuse fired out by the Clyde support to their own players, and that's when you were half decent. Worse still, it was seen as a bit of a laugh. I haven't heard this anywhere else to the same extent. I can't imagine giving some guy on rock bottom wages absolute pelters will help him be a lower league Messi.

Away goals count double!

Morton are a mob, pure and simple. That's not a criticism, just a fact and good luck to them. If we played that way and it was working, I wouldn't be bothered what anyone said. However, the referees have got to be up to it and yesterday's wasn't. He let too much go. Anyway, a good point and another shut out with the defence doing the business against what is an effective outfit. We were leaking more than an incontinent's knickers six weeks ago and that's three shut outs in a row. We're back.

Apologies for my attempt at humour which has gone a squillion miles over your head.

It is, but it's not particularly big unfortunately. Feel free to fire ahead with all the innuendo.

Davidson will print this off on A3 paper and stick it up in the dressing room to spur the mighty QP on.

Keep out the bunkers and you should be ok.

Despite Morton's hugely impressive form, hopefully they are a bit knackered and I reckon we can tire them out on the magnificent green sward of Fortress Hampden. We looked good last week against a wonderful Pars team and the additional players have made what was a pretty threadbare and inexperienced pool much, much stronger. Silky QP 2, the Greenock Chib Merchants 1.

We gave you Monday off.

The last time QP were there, some young Stranraer "lads" were looking for trouble in the car park. One of the women who worked in the wee bar was heading home and told the top boy to get up the road or she'd be onto his mum to tell him what he was up to. He got up the road.

But, if I read this correctly, cash flow is the issue. Having a stack of games at the end of the year will be great for them. But not now.

I'm being serious; how is it you "plan" for surviving on one Saturday home game for months?

and Thomas celebrating that goal before the ball was even struck.

Game management, I believe they call it. Far too much Pars negativity on this thread for me. Never a good sign.

It was Bayern and Southampton at the start of the season.

Is it off yet?

Steak and black pudding pies in the ground and candy floss outside. Unbeatable.

Will we settle on 90%? Sending money to a totally random person on the internet for something with a high demand is mental. Anyway, best of luck if you do.

Provided they tell you they're a scammer, you'll be fine and you can avoid them.

The only stat you need re tickets being offered by random folk is that you have a 100% chance of losing your cash.

I'm praying that every day, believe me.

You can't buy them at the ground unfortunately.

Mind you, Tommy van der McIntyre has a classy ring about it.