This may sound ridiculous, but my advice would be to copy the most coolest cat in your year at school. Use words and/or phrases that he uses. Gel your hair like him. Wear similar clothes. Do everything that he does. It's absolutely fool-proof! If he's cool, and you do what he does, then you're going to be the slyest dawg going. You get me blud?
Or stop following Forfar and you might feel better.