First steady girlfriend, way back in the early 70's. She was 17, I was 19, and home on leave from the army.
I stayed at her mum's house and kipped on the couch for the night (aye right).
Anyway, sitting down for breakfast, thinking "this is the biz, I got a shag last night, and her maw thinks the sun shines out ma erse".
Up pipes the girlfriend, " Mum! do you both have to cum at the same time to get pregnant?". Cue the coughing fit wi cornflakes spewing out ma nose. Her mum gives her a straight answer and disnae even flinch.
That was one crazy fucked up family, and thankfully I ditched her before I ended up stuck wi her.
Having seen her in the street recently, time hasnae been very kind tae her, after 6 bairns and too much bevvie and drugs