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The ghost of Jim Morton

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  1. Here's a wee ditty I wrote in honour of The Rangers latest setbacks Warbs’s hat is broken, It fell of with a thud He thinks the newcos playing great But we know he’s a fud. He signed that Joey Barton On twenty grand a show But Joeys phucked off everyone And now he has to go The’re spending too much money, The Rangers are a mess Every time they phuck up, Warbs blames it on the press Ra peepil will start turning soon Ibrokes won’t be still be packed And the breadman and his hopeless hat Will surely be getting sacked. you're more than welcome.
  2. Well done and cheers ICT. commiserations to falkirk, nae luck.
  3. Just off to bed but wanted to say this first. It is the night before the Scottish cup final. A year ago it was us who were excitedly awaiting our biggest ever day, it was us who were couldnae sleep and ultimately it was us who watched our beloved Saints lift the famous auld trophy at Celtic park. Tomorrow it is Inverness Caledonian Thistles day ( Sorry Falkirk but you have won it before) This has nothing to do with Saints profiting from an ICT victory ( although obviously that's a dancer oh a bonus). It's about knowing how I felt and knowing how the ICT fans are gonna feel. So go there, soak it up, take as many photos as you can and enjoy yerself like never before. The day will race by. May you have good luck and may you take the trophy home.
  4. I don't think Sevco will buy/bring in anyone unless a few more are punted /sold. I mean, who in the current squad is actually going to attract a fee?? Lee Wallace?? Maybe. Who else though? Aird?? and that would be it ( and if they can flog those two, they are hardly gonna bring in more than a months wages are they). The BBC has them as having a squad of 48 players. Fortyfuckingeight. ( they have 6, yip SIX signed goalies) If they really want to save cash, that should be trimmed down to a max of 30. That would save them at least £25K a month surely. There was talk was there not, of Gashly organising some loanees from Newcastle. Two points on that. 1. Will Gashly now take the huff and say no fucking chance 2. And if he doesn't, how will they fund it. Surely they would have to pay at least a % of the loanees wedge plus bonuses, etc etc.. Christmas may be over but this abomination of a club, even after 3 years, continues to be the gift that keeps giving.
  5. Thats okay, they are merely colours.. If you meant it it's cool as everyone is entitled to their own thoughts. If it was by accident, it is also cool.
  6. Having read a good few pages of this, plus the guys blog regarding Cockwomble, the BBC stuff and a few other bits and pieces I want to know if I have got this right.. 1. Tax dodger Davo has bought 16% odd of shares from a hedge fund who have sold them at a vast loss. 2. The 3 Bears ( Daddy, Mummy and Baby) have also bought a lump of shares from another institutional investor who again has sold up at a vast loss. 3. The 3 Bears and dodgy Davo claim to not be working together .This is important and has to be said because, should they be working together, then as they have upwards of 30% of the shares, they would then need to offer all existing shareholders the chance to sell their shares to dodgy Davo and his three Bears at a price quite a bit higher than they are priced at now. This of course is exactly what dodgy Davo vowed not to do, as he wants his cash to go directly to Sevco rather than the gold diggers who populate the corridors of power at Ibrokes. Of course by buying shares yesterday he has paid money that won't be going to Sevco, but at least it won't be going to Sommers, the Easdales, Micky Gashly, Craig Shyte, Charles Green or any of the other utter shysters ( he hopes) How we doing so far?? 4 Given the dumping of shares by two large companies/hedge funds, do they know that the balloon is about to go up? 5. Cockwomble is either very stupid or trying to prepare the ground for Admin II. Either way, it would seem he has shat the bed and by spouting his mouth off to Piss McLaughlin has surely talked himself out of a job at last, given what he has said ( unless of course all our club chairmen agree but just haven't told anyone). 6. Micky Gashly is being pissed on and may well be pissed off. His dastardly plan is being derailed by the cunning Davo and his 3 bears. This may make him angry and he may fancy a financial or legal "Square Go" 7. Sommers, at least one Easdale and Llambias will soon be oot on their arses. Question will be though, how much of a golden goodbye will they be due?? 8 Sevco are still skint and need real money very fast otherwise ( see #4) 9. On the park, Sevco are still rank rotten, have a "new manager" who is pretty much the same as the old one, and they have no chance of winning the league. 10. They still have to pay Fat Sally about £750,000 for doing slightly less than he has been doing for the last 3 seasons. This is tricky because ( see # 8 ) 11. There is more than one current legal case taking place that could cost them even more money ( see# 8 ) 12. They have just sold their prize ( and some say ONLY playing asset) for enough money to pay a whole months wages ( maybe) 13. The entire club is a clusterfuck. 14. I am laughing as I type this summary. Have I missed anything????? Edited to add. 15. An existing shareholder has " Grassed " Davo and the 3 bears up to the stock exchange but we don't know who yet..
  7. Well said Biggy. Two admins and there are now back in debt to the tune of £1.75 million.. Once is careless, twice is reckless and 3 timeswill be an utter disgrace.. They obviously are unable to grasp operating within their means..
  8. This brilliant weekend just continues.. And we have the player of the year dinner tonight still to come.. I fucking love St.Johnstone...
  9. I am still fucking buzzing. What an incredible journey it has been this season. Oh and to Ric, Captian Haddock and any of the others who have often used the " Never won a major trophy line" get some new material ya wankers.. WEll done Saints. PROUD.
  10. This is as good as fitba gets. Popcorn teeth will be going ape shite. I am sure I read in todays papers that Sellick were nailed on for the Treble.. WELL DONE MORTON... I luv ya all.... as for the radio..... Chico needs taken of air and hospitalised in a secure mental facility. The fucker has final lost it..
  11. I love the fact that McCulloch is celebrating like The Rangers have been great and deserve that. They have ( for a team with 7 internationalists) been fucking rank rotten. I really hope if they get through, they get a first division side like Falkirk or Partick.
  12. This pretty much could not have panned oot any better :lol: Fat Sallys puss tripping and his boss Hughie does not look amused either.. Sacked in the morning, Fat sallys getting sacked in the morning, Sacked in the MORNINGGGGGGGGGGGG :lol: Anyone been into Ranjurs Meedyaaa since the game kicked off???
  13. MEGALOLZ. @ Alexander, Goian, Bocanegra, Broadfoot, Wallace, McKay, Black, Hutton, Macleod, Little, McCulloch. :lol: Wonderful to see the captain of the mighty USA plying his trade at this level. Some international careers might be ending here. Mind you, in Kirk Clubfoots case it aint a bad thing Now lets play a game. Guess the wages.. I have to assume that Wallace, Bocanegra, Goian, McCulloch, Alexander, MacKay, Hutton, Macleod & Clubfoot are all on SPL wages as they have TUPE over to Sevco. Black REPORTED to be on £7000 pw Little.........................................£2000 pw Clubfoot..................................£5000pw?? Wallace...................................£10,000pw?? Bocanegra..............................£10,000pw?? Goian......................................£10,000pw?? McCulloch..............................£5000pw?? Aleander.................................£5000pw?? MacCleod...............................£1000pw?? Hutton.....................................£1000pw?? MacKay...................................£1000pw?? 4x subbies on £750pw?? I make that £60,000 per week in wages just for those 14 donkeys.. Does anyone actually have more accurate figures?? Oh and listening to Charlie boy there. Was that a wee dig at Fat sally already???
  14. Ah, found it...When did the thread get moved to it's new ( and righful) home..Oh and come on yee Brechin..
  15. Bollocks, I knew I'd forgotten some one. This really is a total mindfuck. In the sixties they took drugs to alter their state of mind. Here in the year 2012 all you need to do is spend an hour reading this beast.. I suspect 10 years from now there will be a wave of cases of Post Traumatic The demise of Rangers syndrome. :blink:
  16. This just get madder and madder. I almost don't want to board the plane to turkey in the morning. WTF next?? It's getting like a remake of One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest Characters. Duff n Duffer Charlie Boy Craigy Whyte Minty Watty Gazza Bomber Regan Cockwomble Ranjurs Meedya Gio the Fruitloop Rod ( the fixer) Petrie The FB FUCKING I :lol: :lol: Co-Starring Bill Miller The Taxman Bill Ing The Liquidators The COS FIFA UEFA The SFL The Orcs Jim White JimTraytor Chick ( Chico) Young Introducing Turbull Hutton David Longmuir The NY DA Alex Thompson Nah, If this was a movie idea you'd get telt tae piss off . It's just simply too far fetched. The only thing it's missings is fucking Aliens. My heeds spinning again.
  17. You could be a 3 year old pile of rotting putrid turd and you would still be a good two steps up from what we have at the moment
  18. I had to share this one... And this. And this absolute belter Outstanding stuff, simply outstanding.
  19. Fucking hell can we slow doon. I only went away for ma tea nad then had a read of Ranjursmeedya and suddenly I have about 25 pages to catch up.. Jeeso.. The aforementioned RM seems to be going nuclear.. And here was silly auld me thinking everything was done and dusted
  20. I climbed it on Friday and funnily enough there was a bad smell. I just thought it was the usual dead sheep but now I am begining to wonder. I wonder if they were the b*****ds that nicked ma tea-cakes
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