Kris.

Calaio makes it 2-1.

Calaio equalises just before half time. Missed the goal as I was switching from watching on the phone to the pc. Baws. Half Time: Parma 1-1 Lucchese Lecce 0-1 Alessandria Pordenone 0-0 Cosenza

Lucchese penalty...Scored. What a stupid fucking challenge.

Here's hoping! Got the Parma game on now, good opening 10 minutes from them, Calaio going close twice. Should have scored after about a minute but the keeper made a great save.

Ricardo Rodriguez and Alvaro Morata as well. Looks like they're going baws oot this summer. Juve being linked with Iniesta & Inter with James Rodriguez. Going to be an interesting summer. Watched the first half on a shit stream, Perugia the better side but both sides created nothing. Pleasing result though. Benevento on for back-to-back promotions and a first time in Serie A. SPAL made it back-to-back promotions this season, so would be pretty cool to see Benevento do it as well.

Seen a lot of Alves this season and he's been alright, no more. Was a bit of a coup when Cagliari got him last year, but they don't seem too fussed about letting him go, which maybe tells it's own story - As RG said, he was part of an awful defence this season. But, despite his advancing years he seems pretty fit, he only missed two Serie A games all season (playing every minute of the rest), one due to suspension and the other on the final day when he was left out. He's on a pretty hefty wage though, about 800,000 euro a year after tax. Along with a fee to pay, it's a lot of money for a guy at his age. Did score this cracker (About 3:05 in) against Bologna though...

One of the first European shirts I got as a kid was an 1860 one, so always kept a wee eye out for them. Seems they've been kicking about near the bottom for a few years now and this has been on the cards. Good opportunity to start from scratch though after a shite few years.

Thought this was an evening kick off, f**k.

Seems he's failed the first part of his medical, so might not be going anywhere. I think Milan is a good move for him. There's a lot of bang average/shite players in that midfield, so he's bound to be an automatic starter, so will get plenty of game time to keep developing. Doubt he'd get that at Roma.

Kessie having a medical with Milan tomorrow, so there's one gone already. Gomez said at the weekend he might not stay, Conti will likely go, Petanga will probably attract interest too. Hopefully they actually spend a bit of the money they are likely to get. Also got a decent fee for Caldera in January, but they won't see a real benefit of the Gagliardini transfer to Inter until next summer due to it being an initial loan deal.

Italian refs can be a bit card happy - although Carpi commited 26 fouls in the game, so plenty of opportunity to rack up a few yellows. They seemed to lose their heads a bit after a decision went against them, not long before the goal, 4 bookings and a red within 3 minutes. They went out to 50/1 to win after the second red too, would have been even bigger by the time the goal came. Pleasing result. Frosinone are the stronger of the two sides, and given i want one of the sides in the other play off up, they'll fair better against Carpi. Benevento have already dicked them 3-0 this season.

The weekends results and final league table:

Goals in each of the top 5 leagues this season. To think some folk will still call Serie A boring... Serie A - 1,123 (2.96 per game) La Liga - 1,118 (2.94 per game) Premier League - 1,064 (2.8 per game) Ligue 1 - 991 (2.61 per game) Bundesliga - 877 (2.87 per game) Worth noting as well the Bundesliga has 74 games less per season than the rest due to having less teams. If you apply their goals per game average to match up with total matches of the rest and they'd be sitting 3rd with roughly 1,089.

Fucking magic. To think that single defeat was at Juve, too.

Game over in Palermo.

2-0 PALERMO! Crotone are staying up!

PALERMO GOAL!

3-1 Crotone! Should hold on now you would imagine.

Half Times: Crotone 2-1 Lazio (Lazio down to 10 men) Fiorentina 0-1 Pescara (Fiorentina down to 10 men) Inter 3-0 Udinese Palermo 0-0 Empoli Torino 3-2 Sassuolo

Immobile should have made it 2-2 there. For f**k sake, Crotone.

Lazio get a goal back. Get a fucking move on Palermo.

2-0 Crotone.

Goal Crotone!

Totti and pretty much the whole Roma side in tears.